I'm guilty of sticking a candle up a whore's ass about 47 minutes ago after she ate some leftover chicken florentine i made and 3 percocets. The candle was not lit. She's now asleep on a futon while "Run to the Hills" from my 20-something year old Iron Maiden CD blares and I play poker while posting on XPT.

Yes I like metal other than titanium.

This board would improve if people started posting their all time favorite violent sex experiences, or some good old fashioned death threats.

There is a HUGE coyote problem in western New England right now, but I hope they dont start shooting the poor animals until they eat a few more rich peoples' designer poodles. I hate poodles, fucking useless...I did my little dog thing a while back and gave them away after saving them from death, but they at least werent as fucking useless as poodles.