Due to declining standards in and about the place, I am hereby declaring a moratorium on the following posting items:

* Calling someone out on their misspellings.

* "Fixing" someone's post.

* The use of the phrase "just sayin'".

I believe these techniques have become overused by some posters who lack the requisite snark cred. Please do not resume their use until the new year.

Have a nice day.

YES! The FIXED thing is by far the worst, and in most cases truly the mark of a terrible poster. I would suggest that every time a mod sees FIXED, they should alter the post which it's in to read "I'm a sad, lazy cunt who worships the buttholes of nine-year-old boys."

I might be guilty of using "Just sayin'" once or twice, though.

I'm also guiltey of useing "just sayin" a few times.

Sorry.

"I believe these techniques have become overused by some posters who lack the requisite snark cred."


Come on, Floof! Spill some names and fix it!

I was and sometimes still am guilty to all three offenses.

Remember: All posters are snarky, but some posters are more snarky than others.

Mea Culpa.

The post haste period sentence. I'm.Fucken.Guilty.

It's way too "Emo" for my tastes, how bout you?.

The fixed dealy can be funny as fuck. It just depends who's doing the fixing. By the way, Floof, have you seen that panic-attack-inducing GarfieldminusGarfield stuff?

Awesome. I would not consider any of you respondents to have been guilty of improper usage, imo. It's the 5%'ers, you know. I just thought I'd step out of my box and be the asshole, shake the tree and see what might fall.

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The fixed dealy can be funny as fuck. It just depends who's doing the fixing.

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By the way, Floof, have you seen that panic-attack-inducing GarfieldminusGarfield stuff?

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Yeah, I think it's called "Not Garfield"? I need to check it out in depth, but what I've seen has been hilarious. I guess Jim Davis himself has given it his blessing. I was just cruising for a new avatar and this one fit with this cranky-pants style thread.

the exceptions to the "no spelling/grammar fags" should be "jondra" moments. quote]YES! The FIXED thing is by far the worst, and in most cases truly the mark of a terrible poster. I would suggest that every time a mod sees FIXED, they should alter the post which it's in to read "I'm a sad, lazy cunt who worships the buttholes of nine-year-old boys."

I might be guilty of using "Just sayin'" once or twice, though.

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I'm guilty of sticking a candle up a whore's ass about 47 minutes ago after she ate some leftover chicken florentine i made and 3 percocets. The candle was not lit. She's now asleep on a futon while "Run to the Hills" from my 20-something year old Iron Maiden CD blares and I play poker while posting on XPT.

Yes I like metal other than titanium.

This board would improve if people started posting their all time favorite violent sex experiences, or some good old fashioned death threats.

There is a HUGE coyote problem in western New England right now, but I hope they dont start shooting the poor animals until they eat a few more rich peoples' designer poodles. I hate poodles, fucking useless...I did my little dog thing a while back and gave them away after saving them from death, but they at least werent as fucking useless as poodles.

Rescinded. Now, here's a pic of Natalie Gulbis.

Damn, female golfer sure has changed over the years.