MAX: I like to call girls cunts.
JOHN: I like to call my wife a cunt!



MAX: I have a cool hat.
JOHN: I have a hat that keeps me cool!



MAX: Talk to the hand.
JOHN: Talk to the TWO hands! See? Two hands.



MAX: I piss on women.
JOHN: I just pissed MYSELF!



JOHN: I got bent over in prison and it hurt - Grrr!!
MAX: You mean now it's my turn? Rawr!! McCain FTW!



JOHN: I'm going away for a while, but hopefully I'll be back in 2012 if I don't die first.
MAX: Ditto and ditto - good fight. See you in 4!


@Lou: FIXED