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sounds like they all want pornwhore acrobatics and escort services at lapdance prices



Lapdances cost $20 per four minutes, or $300 per hour. So you're fairly correct, that's what we want.

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and while i give a great dance, there is nothing illegal in my dances, so i probably wouldnt get more than one dance w anyone on here



You might get two with me. I'm usually too stoned to recognize your deluded sense of self-worth until the second dance. But when the economy was good, you might have wheedled $2000-3000 out of me in a night of "lapdances" if you were to have fed me cocaine and sucked my cock in the VIP room before offering up your anus.

The economy is turning bad, so I won't have so much money to blow quite so often. But strip club whores who want to continue to get some of that money are going to have to get a lot looser real soon now.