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Looks boring and cliche.

"Ooh, we're so hardcore, man. Look, we write stuff like slut and whore on this bitch and we fuck her mouth. Yep. Then we say mean stuff, the same mean stuff they said in 3,732 other scenes, but we spit on her. Cuz she's a whore. Then you know what the whore does? She puts the dick in her whore mouth. We fish hook it and make her recite the Gettysburg address with a cock stuffed in her mouth because that's like so shocking. Doesn't the lipstick look like blood? So hardcore, man. Oh, I forgot...we piss on her. I mean, she pisses on herself, um, no I think the baby wiper helper guy pissed on her. Well, whatever man, there's piss in there somewhere. I think she pissed on the model releases."

/YAWN.



That's basically a sum up of the South of the Border videos, except just replace piss with fake electrocution and throw in a plot about Mexican drug cartels for good measure.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.