I have heard tons of rumors about the recent Bukkake robbery in Van Nuys. However the only rumor that keeps getting repeated over and over again is that Johnny Thrust was in on the caper. Several wannabe African American male talents have said they know who the holdup man was and that Johnny was the one who planned out the heist from the get go. Many who know Johnny might be stunned that he could actualy plan anything successful based on his many shortcomings, but then again one must think of the little guy's devious nature. One more thing is that who in their right mind would hold a gun to Johnny's head and not pull the trigger. An opportunity like that doesn't come too often.