I have heard tons of rumors about the recent Bukkake robbery in Van Nuys. However the only rumor that keeps getting repeated over and over again is that Johnny Thrust was in on the caper. Several wannabe African American male talents have said they know who the holdup man was and that Johnny was the one who planned out the heist from the get go. Many who know Johnny might be stunned that he could actualy plan anything successful based on his many shortcomings, but then again one must think of the little guy's devious nature. One more thing is that who in their right mind would hold a gun to Johnny's head and not pull the trigger. An opportunity like that doesn't come too often.

He must be devious if he got a hottie like Gwen Summers to marry him and produce an offspring.

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Who are these sources and have you even bothered to follow up on them before opening your mouth? I bet JM Productions would be very interested in talking to the talent who claims to know who the gunman was. What's your problem with Thrust anyway? Have you ever bothered to call him yourself and ask if any of the shit you talk is true? I doubt you ever have. You just talk your shit from behind the safety of your keyboard.

Why don't you pull your mom's tit out of your mouth long enough to scrot up and call the guy yourself or are you too much of a pussy?

blah, blah, blah. if they use two-bit gangster thugs for those shoots they should expect two-bit gangster antics.