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I got cock blocked by a combination of a DC Comics business card and a drunken Native American guy once...and thus missed my chance with a gorgeous Hungarian redhead.




Why didn't you just offer him a drink?




I should have just said 'Sir, I am trying to get laid here. Kindly shut up, fuck off, or both!' but unfortunately I am too polite.

Still, I firmly believe that the Native American people owe me some action, and I would like my reparations to be made out in the form of Carmen Hart, preferably...