Okay, so this one slut,, err lady, who I pretty much obsess over sexually 23 hours of the day, calls me up drunk and wanting a booty call, I make the mistake of not putting my big and fat fluffy male cat in the other room, so she comes by looking and smelling ala whore, my cat has a Kanipshin and wont leave her alone, rubbing up against her and all that shit.

I was fuming and jealous that she was giving the cat all the good attention, the little fucker would get in the way every time I tried a move, I even tried to pick him up and put him out the room, he had a shit fit and demanded to get at my whore.

Of course she was all "oh he is so cute, look he wants me.." well 20 minutes later and 2 bloody clawed hands, I finally got the little cock blocker out of the room, he spent the next hour smacking on my door meowing to be let in, now the little guy is pissed at me and wont even snuggle with me, how do I fix this situation?
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