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#369805 - 10/25/08 03:55 PM
I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Okay, so this one slut,, err lady, who I pretty much obsess over sexually 23 hours of the day, calls me up drunk and wanting a booty call, I make the mistake of not putting my big and fat fluffy male cat in the other room, so she comes by looking and smelling ala whore, my cat has a Kanipshin and wont leave her alone, rubbing up against her and all that shit.
I was fuming and jealous that she was giving the cat all the good attention, the little fucker would get in the way every time I tried a move, I even tried to pick him up and put him out the room, he had a shit fit and demanded to get at my whore.
Of course she was all "oh he is so cute, look he wants me.." well 20 minutes later and 2 bloody clawed hands, I finally got the little cock blocker out of the room, he spent the next hour smacking on my door meowing to be let in, now the little guy is pissed at me and wont even snuggle with me, how do I fix this situation?
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#369806 - 10/25/08 04:08 PM
Re: I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but the word is spelled "conniption." I'm only telling you this b/c I didn't know what you meant at first  As for the cat, the cat most certainly didn't want to play with your lady friend. I think it's a sign of jealousy, that he wants you to play with him, that he doesn't know what's going on, and cats are nocturnal, so they often like to "play" at night especially if you are playing. Be patient, try to play with kitty. He'll come around. And yeah, lock him out during a booty call. Kitty don't need to see that 
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#369807 - 10/25/08 04:08 PM
Re: I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Kill the cat
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#369808 - 10/25/08 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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The cat is an attention whore.
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#369809 - 10/25/08 04:08 PM
Re: I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Anonymous
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You know the old saying: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Next time, put him inside before he knows what's going on.
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#369810 - 10/25/08 04:17 PM
Re: I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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I hope you don't think I'm being rude, but the word is spelled "conniption." I'm only telling you this b/c I didn't know what you meant at first
lol, I knew I spelled it wrong, but couldn't be bothered with researching it.
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As for the cat, the cat most certainly didn't want to play with your lady friend. I think it's a sign of jealousy, that he wants you to play with him, that he doesn't know what's going on, and cats are nocturnal, so they often like to "play" at night especially if you are playing. Be patient, try to play with kitty. He'll come around.
And yeah, lock him out during a booty call. Kitty don't need to see that
Na, the cat wanted the chick, he went right after her and would ignore me at all cost, plus I didn't get him fixed until after he had been in heat one time, the docs tell them they act up even more then when fixed.
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#369811 - 10/25/08 04:26 PM
Re: I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Put the cat on the Yellow Couch, let it watch a series of Max Hardcore flicks. Then tell it sternly that that is going to happen with it next time it decides to spoil the fun for you.
@Zen: lol!!
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#369813 - 10/25/08 05:48 PM
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Anonymous
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^^^ I didn't realize Stevie Why and Monstar hung out together. 
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#369815 - 10/26/08 04:01 AM
Re: I Got Cock Blocked By My Own Cat.
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I got cock blocked by a combination of a DC Comics business card and a drunken Native American guy once...and thus missed my chance with a gorgeous Hungarian redhead. 
Why didn't you just offer him a drink?
I should have just said 'Sir, I am trying to get laid here. Kindly shut up, fuck off, or both!' but unfortunately I am too polite.
Still, I firmly believe that the Native American people owe me some action, and I would like my reparations to be made out in the form of Carmen Hart, preferably...
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