Here's an epic hot-chick-with-douchebag I'd forgotten about, and this isn't just Kimberly Kane posing with the typical convention nerd - it's J.D. from Howard Stern's show, and a couple years ago she banged this ubernerd a few times including once over an entire weekend. Then the dandruff douchebag complained on the air that she'd stopped returning his phonecalls as soon as Kimberly's publicity/plugs dried up on Howard's show.

Talk about defying the laws of natural selection...