You gotta love Hot Chicks With Douchebags. Pics and commentary of hot girls standing next to douchey guys out in public/clubs/etc. Some are funny as hell. Recently some girls that wound up in the book got mad that they're in it and are attempting to file a lawsuit claiming emotionally and financially distress after friends and employers saw them in it. One girl claims she wasn't hired because the employer had seen the book. Sigh. Guess what - I bet they're not posing next to douchebags anymore when they go out clubbing!

Excerpt (is that Manuel Ferrara?):

"Leon has a message for us as well, from his actual MySpace account:"

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Please pray for me. I had a check up today and I tested positive for SEXY. Im allergic to HATERS, My blood type is ROCKSTAR & the doctor said "THIS IS WHY IM HOT" IF U SCOPING MY PAGE, REQUEST ME, TOP FRIEND ME, AND ENJOY" NO GAY REQUESTS I LOVE STRICTLY WOMEN"

^Is that a Maori tribal beard sculpture?

Really? He looks pretty gay to me. The girl sunglasses aren't butching him up either.

99% of the time I think the "hot chicks" look just as douchey and desperate. That website is funny, but a spade is a spade and a douche is a douche.

touche', Chilled. Here are a few more pics from the dregs of Hoboken and Vegas in which lie the intersect of all permutations of visual culture's recreation of meaning in the mechanical age; a cultural crises of tan-in-a-can meaning and spectacle.

I am SOOOOO attracted to No. Jersey/NYC boys, so yeah, I guess I'm just jealous, and aspire to be a Hot Chick with said Douchebag

(everyone who knows me knows I love Jersey boys, the more gelled the better. I can't help it, it's a problem.)

and sadly, I'd probably bang most of those Gotti motherfuckers. Except the last ones, wtf.

White. Fucking. Power.

Does nobody in New Jersey own a motherfucking mirror? Shoe polish is for your shoes, not your face. They look like color blind kibuki girls with a Y chromosome.

Jude Law was the shiznit in A.I. Artificial Intelligence, yo!

I thought this was a male real doll at first.

This guy don't dis. He DISMISS.

From Facebook:
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"I'm gonna break it down real simple for you to understand...my whole life been poor, so I made a promise to myself about becoming rich, so I'm on a basically five year rollercoaster of ups and downs to make that dough, now I'm there.... I cracked the code to makin lots of cash...so my future is all set... cars, mansions, and of course them sexy ladies... so now you can look at it from 2 perspectives....u can think about it as "wow this kids stupid" or "wow this kid is gonna become something". Either way it dont bother me... negative and simple minded people dwell in the past... I was born to lose built to win...so I got a dont give a f#ck mentality to the haters...I dont diss em ...I DISMISS em... haters will always hate...so to the life ima have, the cars, the clothes, and the sexy ladies who will enter my life...

I DON'T LIKE:

WHORES. girls that smell like s#it. girls who don't stop callin me when we both know they are fat and ugly as s#it. girls at clubs who just wanna "dance." girls that fart in my presence. annoying bitches. cops. snitches. crooked teeth. yellow teeth. acne. beauty marks..it ain't no beauty mark bitch. stretch marks. hairy girls. hairy vaginas. girls that only do missionary. ugly girls that think they are hot..bitch have YOU looked in the mirror lately??? myspace advertising. private profiles. gay porn. flat asses. girls on their period. the bumpy region of the gspot. giant nipples. sex <----sometimes. simple girls. horny ugly girls. fat horny girls. gay popup porn. people who say money isn't everything. people who say money doesnt buy happiness."

That certainly is a lot of tough talk for a person who likes to drink light beer. And wear ear rings.

EDIT: Holy fuck. I am a guy who has sported some pretty elaborate facial hair styles. I could not ever imagine how much work something like this takes.


EDIT AGAIN: Could any XPT people explain how this works? Does this dude have a set a curved razors? I will give him a bit of credit for picking something that doesn't involve mustache wax because that stuff is an enormous pain in the ass.

someone send them pics of porn parties, porn star karaoke and all wankus, tony batman, porno dan and Darth/Powder pics

Hot chicks with douchebags... this cutting edge. Hopefully someone will break the big story of the "chocolate rain" youtube video next.

Although, when I saw the pics I figured someone just simply re-named the New Jersey Fake Tan Freakout thread.

This thread is rated 5 stars? I now understand Da Burg wondering why his threads were all rated 1 star.

In other breaking news ...

i hate facebook so badly

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=203807111&albumID=406706&imageID=23773215

Good God, it's an albino noaphed.

It's like Ed Grimley and a Oompa Loompa had a love child...

^^^^^^^^

This guys picture could make the best avatar ever.

http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31006

Here's an epic hot-chick-with-douchebag I'd forgotten about, and this isn't just Kimberly Kane posing with the typical convention nerd - it's J.D. from Howard Stern's show, and a couple years ago she banged this ubernerd a few times including once over an entire weekend. Then the dandruff douchebag complained on the air that she'd stopped returning his phonecalls as soon as Kimberly's publicity/plugs dried up on Howard's show.

Talk about defying the laws of natural selection...

Another Douchebag/fanboi (who left his bucket open )






douchebag's image resized

Damn. she's cute.


The one on the left,that is.

I am a complete meglomaniacal douchebag and i do just fine.