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This year I went dressed as Flash Gordon and my girlfriend was Princess Aura. There was a guy at the party that actually looked exactly like Chris Hanson and every time he approached someone he said "Why don't you have on a seat on that chair please?"


A friend of mine went as Chris Hanson a few years ago and would walk up to guys hitting on chicks and do they whole act, he got punched in the chest by some drunk.

Friday night, I went as one of the Vampires from True Blood trying to mainstream, the costume consisted of a nice set of vampire teeth and normal clothes.

Saturday night, I was going to a party packed with chicks that had bangs and carried lunch boxes as purses, so I went as Joel from MST3K. I made a red gizmonics institute jump suit in Home Ec. my senior year of high school and since I have slimmed down it fits once again.