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#369651 - 10/25/08 04:35 AM Halloween Costumes.
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Registered: 08/16/08
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What are ya'll dressin up as for halloween?

Me and my ?guy? are going as Britney and Kevin. I couldnt come up with anything other ideas. All we need is cigarettes. Really.

Oh and I need some cheetos too, but we have everything else including children of the same ages.





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#369652 - 10/25/08 04:36 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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I'm going as Amy Winehouse. I have already cut off all my nails and have ballet flats stained in real blood.
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#369653 - 10/25/08 06:53 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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#369654 - 10/25/08 01:18 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Shut up.
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#369655 - 10/25/08 01:20 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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#369656 - 10/25/08 04:34 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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my oldest is going as leatherface... i hot-glued some body parts onto his apron and chainsaw



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#369657 - 10/25/08 05:49 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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You can't go wrong with Leatherface, he's one of the modern American greats (alongside Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers) plus you'll get a bumper haul of treats if you call at the door of any true horror afficionado...I'm sure Vizzle will agree on this one!

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#369658 - 10/25/08 05:52 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Very creative GI, that's pretty cool.

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#369659 - 10/25/08 06:01 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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@Gigi, well done!

Last Halloween party I went to involved a bunch of annoying urban hipster types who did not get that is was a very very bad idea to offer mushrooms to everyone. In that kind of environment there NEEDS to be a few sober people to help out if things go crazy. Things went crazy and I was the only sober person out of about 30.

Not a good time for me.

The house we were in was an old church converted into apartments. Something in the structure settled and made a noise. And I had to try to convince people the house would not collapse if they moved around.

I am not doing that again and I am staying home for Halloween.

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#369660 - 10/25/08 09:40 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Gigi that costume is fucking awesome!...Are you wearing a mask?...Im absofuckinglutely terrified of Leatherface. Like peepee pants scared.

I am taking a break from making my daughters costume. She's gonna be a mummy, maybe. Its taking forever hand sewing all these strips together while "wrapped" being only held by pins.

I cant find any good costumes for her. None!...I went all over L.A. looking for stuff. Halloweentown didnt even have shit!

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#369661 - 10/29/08 06:22 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Gonna be tough to follow this one, in the couples category.



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#369662 - 10/30/08 08:21 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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You can't go wrong with Leatherface, he's one of the modern American greats (alongside Freddy, Jason, and Michael Myers) plus you'll get a bumper haul of treats if you call at the door of any true horror afficionado...I'm sure Vizzle will agree on this one!




Hahaha, yes I would, and not surprisingly, I'm also going as Leatherface to a couple of parties this year.
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#369663 - 11/01/08 11:51 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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This year I went dressed as Flash Gordon and my girlfriend was Princess Aura. There was a guy at the party that actually looked exactly like Chris Hanson and every time he approached someone he said "Why don't you have on a seat on that chair please?"
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#369664 - 11/02/08 06:22 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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I don't think I've seen anything scarier for quite a long time than a man wearing a Dorothy/Wizard of Oz outfit and a Hillary Clinton mask.
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#369665 - 11/02/08 06:33 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Quote:

This year I went dressed as Flash Gordon and my girlfriend was Princess Aura. There was a guy at the party that actually looked exactly like Chris Hanson and every time he approached someone he said "Why don't you have on a seat on that chair please?"



A friend of mine went as Chris Hanson a few years ago and would walk up to guys hitting on chicks and do they whole act, he got punched in the chest by some drunk.

Friday night, I went as one of the Vampires from True Blood trying to mainstream, the costume consisted of a nice set of vampire teeth and normal clothes.

Saturday night, I was going to a party packed with chicks that had bangs and carried lunch boxes as purses, so I went as Joel from MST3K. I made a red gizmonics institute jump suit in Home Ec. my senior year of high school and since I have slimmed down it fits once again.


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#369666 - 11/03/08 06:10 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Registered: 01/19/07
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I was invited to a party Saturday and a costume was mandatory. I printed out a bunch of pictures of baby chickens and taped them all over my shirt. Chick magnet.

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#369667 - 11/03/08 06:22 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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We put on a haunted house for charity every year... build it from scratch and run 300-500 people through it on Halloween night.

This year we decided to through a 5th birthday party, so it was a clown theme. Man people are scared as fuck of clowns. I had a blast scaring the shit out of people as Joe-Joe the Clown.
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#369668 - 11/03/08 08:52 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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I had a blast scaring the shit out of people as Joe-Joe the Clown.





As opposed to Sam-Joe the Plumber.
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#369669 - 11/03/08 08:45 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Im so lame, I didnt dress up. But I ended up at Hardfest and had lots of fun.
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#369670 - 09/22/09 01:01 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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#369671 - 09/22/09 02:22 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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My nephew is getting married on Halloween and the reception is a costume party. I wonder if I would be going over everyone's head if I showed up holding two F-14s across my chest.
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#369672 - 09/22/09 04:50 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Registered: 10/02/08
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^ awesome.

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#369673 - 12/01/09 02:41 AM Re: Halloween Costumes.
electrostatic Offline
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This year, I dressed up as Freddy Krueger and my BF dressed up as Captain America. Oh and we went to Hardfest, again.




any of you old geezers dress up or do anything on Halloween? Besides jack off and rub one or 2 out, of course.
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#369674 - 12/01/09 02:55 PM Re: Halloween Costumes.
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My girl wore a Betty Page outfit and wig, and I wore my prisoner jump suit and a scuzzy biker mask.
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