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#369652 - 10/25/08 04:36 AM
Re: Halloween Costumes.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I'm going as Amy Winehouse. I have already cut off all my nails and have ballet flats stained in real blood.
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#369653 - 10/25/08 06:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Remember to smoke real meth or crack in order to get realistic pock marks for your face. Ask Ryan, I'm sure he could hook you up.
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#369654 - 10/25/08 01:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
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Shut up.
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#369655 - 10/25/08 01:20 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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#369656 - 10/25/08 04:34 PM
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#369659 - 10/25/08 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@Gigi, well done!
Last Halloween party I went to involved a bunch of annoying urban hipster types who did not get that is was a very very bad idea to offer mushrooms to everyone. In that kind of environment there NEEDS to be a few sober people to help out if things go crazy. Things went crazy and I was the only sober person out of about 30.
Not a good time for me.
The house we were in was an old church converted into apartments. Something in the structure settled and made a noise. And I had to try to convince people the house would not collapse if they moved around.
I am not doing that again and I am staying home for Halloween.
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#369663 - 11/01/08 11:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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This year I went dressed as Flash Gordon and my girlfriend was Princess Aura. There was a guy at the party that actually looked exactly like Chris Hanson and every time he approached someone he said "Why don't you have on a seat on that chair please?"
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#369664 - 11/02/08 06:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I don't think I've seen anything scarier for quite a long time than a man wearing a Dorothy/Wizard of Oz outfit and a Hillary Clinton mask.
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#369665 - 11/02/08 06:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
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This year I went dressed as Flash Gordon and my girlfriend was Princess Aura. There was a guy at the party that actually looked exactly like Chris Hanson and every time he approached someone he said "Why don't you have on a seat on that chair please?"
A friend of mine went as Chris Hanson a few years ago and would walk up to guys hitting on chicks and do they whole act, he got punched in the chest by some drunk.
Friday night, I went as one of the Vampires from True Blood trying to mainstream, the costume consisted of a nice set of vampire teeth and normal clothes.
Saturday night, I was going to a party packed with chicks that had bangs and carried lunch boxes as purses, so I went as Joel from MST3K. I made a red gizmonics institute jump suit in Home Ec. my senior year of high school and since I have slimmed down it fits once again.
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#369667 - 11/03/08 06:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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We put on a haunted house for charity every year... build it from scratch and run 300-500 people through it on Halloween night.
This year we decided to through a 5th birthday party, so it was a clown theme. Man people are scared as fuck of clowns. I had a blast scaring the shit out of people as Joe-Joe the Clown.
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#369669 - 11/03/08 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Im so lame, I didnt dress up. But I ended up at Hardfest and had lots of fun.
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#369671 - 09/22/09 02:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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My nephew is getting married on Halloween and the reception is a costume party. I wonder if I would be going over everyone's head if I showed up holding two F-14s across my chest.
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#369673 - 12/01/09 02:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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This year, I dressed up as Freddy Krueger and my BF dressed up as Captain America. Oh and we went to Hardfest, again. any of you old geezers dress up or do anything on Halloween? Besides jack off and rub one or 2 out, of course.
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#369674 - 12/01/09 02:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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My girl wore a Betty Page outfit and wig, and I wore my prisoner jump suit and a scuzzy biker mask.
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