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"Things aren't a whole lot easier with my son, either" Scott continues. "Mikey is crazy about G.I. Joes, but as I began to examine these toys, a series of disturbing trends began to emerge. First of all, in the hundreds of different G.I Joe figures available, there are only 7 females. Plus, when you look at some of the male characters -let's take Gung Ho as an example- you've got a musclebound, mustachioed guy in leather boots, a vest, and a cap. f his outfit was made out of black leather, he'd look like a homosexual's wet dream. Plus, his name sounds kind of like 'bunghole'. That's when Hasbro's sick master plan dawned on me...they're brainwashing our kids into becoming an army of killer homosexuals!!!"