• Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy
• Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate
• Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass
• Give her a mouthful
• Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote
• Let her pound your gavel over and over
• Bypass the Bush and have some MILF
• It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol
• She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years

http://www.topcosales.us/product_detail.asp?PID=0231-7

Additional bullet points:

• CP-afflicted baby prop not included
• comes pre-protected from witchcraft
• homespun, twangy accent-enhanced
• "bionic" eye to espy Russia
• $150,000 worth of apparel options
• "Real" v. "Fake" America miniature guidebook included within Louis Vuitton handbag

Trouble is if I order today, by the time I get it no one will even care about the name Palin anymore. When I bring it out to show friends they'll say "who the f*ck is that?"

T-minus 11 days to irrelevance...

Why does her head look crooked and photoshopped on in the toy package shot?

I don't think the industry should get too comfortable with putting "This is Not" in front of every piece of merchandise as a way of ducking a potential lawsuit. Jeez, if it was so foolproof, one could put "This Is Not Obscenity" on the top of every box-cover and sleep soundly. Sooner or later there will be a "This is Not" test case. Will it be "This Is Not Lawrence Welk --XXX?" Or "This Is Not Leave It To Beaver--XXX?" And will the defendant respond to the subpoena with a reply: “This is not a lawsuit is it?