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#369514 - 10/24/08 09:02 AM Behind the scene jobs?
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What are some behind the scene jobs in this industry?...That dont involve me getting naked or blogging...

And what are some of the requirements?



I briefly worked at suicide girls, very very briefly.

My skills are talking people in to doing anything. Safely of course, and making people feel like shit for doing somethng wrong. I am also extremely bossy.

Help?
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#369515 - 10/24/08 09:40 AM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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A fluffer doesn't have to be naked.:)
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#369516 - 10/24/08 09:54 AM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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how good are you at cooking omelettes?
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#369517 - 10/24/08 10:31 AM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Quote:

What are some behind the scene jobs in this industry?...That dont involve me getting naked or blogging...

And what are some of the requirements?



I briefly worked at suicide girls, very very briefly.

My skills are talking people in to doing anything. Safely of course, and making people feel like shit for doing somethng wrong. I am also extremely bossy.

Help?





Do you expect a serious answer on XPT knowing full well it'll be the typically escalating one-liners replying?

If you are good at talking people into things and have no emotion when they feel like shit afterwards, then I'd consider getting a real estate license to sell houses (economy aside), or selling cars. Houses and cars are the biggest expenditures people will make and so the right personality type can make a killing.

If you're not in it for the money and are ready to walk in the minefield of disappointment that is the porn biz then I'm sure if you bugged enough people privately someone would have some crap job to start you out in. Perhaps Brandon could hire you to repaint his yellow walls.

In all seriousness go back to school and continue your education - that's the best chance you'll have for success.

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#369518 - 10/24/08 10:36 AM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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Do you expect a serious answer on XPT?





Do you expect this was a serious question?

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#369519 - 10/24/08 11:34 AM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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Perhaps Conky can get you into the lube-recycling business. I hear it's booming despite the state of the economy.
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#369520 - 10/24/08 02:25 PM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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Thanx Jim B, It was a half and half, see I dont have much to do and Im getting pretty bored here, I dont have to work but I'd like job experience. I was never really into school, dumb as it may sound. I was a B-C student provided I showed up. It was just always too boring for me.

I guess I was just curious what answers I would get and thought maybe I might be slightly creative enough for at least a 1-3 week extra curricular activity in this industry. Perhaps I'll hit up Martha for an internship.

@ Other guy, I considered a career in real estate, but looking like a dipshit on a bus stop bench or magazine ad is just not my style. Selling homes and "selling" have alot in common. You tell them what they want to hear, all the great things and push em in to buyin and dont give a fuck if they end up homeless and broke.

As far as "lube". I don't know a damn thing about cars. I would never ever pump my own gas.

By the way I am a great manicurist. I like to paint little tiny skull ad bones with little ittty bittty paint brushes.
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#369521 - 10/24/08 09:10 PM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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web designer and web master, wherehouse worker, graphics and design, photographer and director, agent, driver, publicist.
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#369522 - 10/24/08 09:39 PM Re: Behind the scene jobs?
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Ohh Director, Agent and Publisist. That sounds interesting and probably alot easier than it really is.

What kind of experience do I need?
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