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Am I the only one who felt like Chris Hansen was going to step out from behind a door and tell me to "take a seat over there" while looking at this newest knob-gobbler???

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Here's the complete transcript (verbatim):
Ironmaniac1968: Hey! You going to the Sock Hop tonight?
MichelleMaBelle1990: What's a Sock Hop?
Ironmaniac1968: It's when young people congregate and gyrate to music. You take off your shoes and slide around in your stockinged feet.
MichelleMaBelle1990: Kewl! But...but I don't wear socks. They make my feet all hot and sweaty. I don't like feeling....feeling....not so "fresh" down there.
Ironmaniac1968: Oh, I see. No worries. Would you like to just go to a hotel and mess around?
MichelleMaBelle1990: You mean mess around like have a pillow fight and throw blankets around?? Kewl! That's whylde! Notice how I use teen-speak to identify with my peers. I'm gonna steal all the soaps and shampoos! Better leave the mouthwash alone though. My friend Lisa got drunk on it B4. How old are you anyways?
Ironmaniac1968: Uhhhh.....I'm at a rebelious age just like you.
MichelleMaBelle1990: Seriously....
Ironmaniac1968: I am serious. Listen, you know how Zack Enron is like 21 in real life but plays in High School Musical?
MichelleMaBelle1990: You mean Zack Efron, right?
Ironmaniac1968: Yeah, that dude. Girls say I look just like him. Anways, I'm all about being hip and cool. End the War! Rock the Vote! Don't trust anyone over 30! You know, what all the far out cats my age are saying. Tune in, turn on, pass out...
MichelleMaBelle1990: Don't you mean "drop out"?
Ironmaniac1968: Uh, yeah. Of course! Now how about meeting up with me at the hotel for a little drink. I'll mix it for you!
MichelleMaBelle1990: Would you??!! Wow! You're so sweet! (Putting on tight black jumper over her thong panties.) Dad! I'm going to Gia's to do homework! Back in a couple hours.....