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#369373 - 10/24/08 04:20 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:

Right. All your comments are "meant to be ironic and not meant to be taken seriously..."

...After you're called on them.

Carry on, "Other Guy."




Please explain, Im so confused. The other guy was called out on what???
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#369374 - 10/24/08 04:30 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Anonymous
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Taking things so seriously.



(Yes, I'm aware of the irony here.)

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#369375 - 10/24/08 04:58 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


but police have not commented on what those charges will be.




Filing a false official report. Every jurisdiction has something like that on the books. The city attorney will probably look at it a while to decide whether to prosecute, but if the twitter log makes it seem premeditated then there's a problem...

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Ms. Todd was asked to submit to a polygraph examination which she agreed to do."




I've never understood why anyone, guilty or innocent, ever agrees to this.

PS. The ATM camera is there to protect the ATM machine. Anything it captures more than two feet away is probably just luck.
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#369376 - 10/24/08 05:23 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
And some people still say that Obama isn't black enough.

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#369377 - 10/24/08 06:27 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Seems that Fox Noise's managing editor blogged this morning that the McCain campaign would be over if this story turned out to be a hoax.

I've been in airports and taxis all day, I haven't heard one peep of this from Fox. Do you suppose Bill O'Reilly will report on it over the weekend?

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#369378 - 10/24/08 07:04 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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There's nothing to report, really. I only post here because the topic was started by gigi and I'm in virtual lust with her.
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#369379 - 10/24/08 07:35 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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^^ I'm just hoping for a threeway with Maureen O'Dowd and Rachel Maddow.

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#369380 - 10/24/08 09:17 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Occam's Razor, Nellie. Which is more likely: That she was mugged, or that she concocted a scheme where she carved a B into her own face, punched herself until she had a black eye, then falsely reported a robbery, just to discredit Obama.

Maybe Gunker can get you guys a deal on tinfoil hats.




So in other words, you were completely wrong. Go ahead and start spinning now.
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#369381 - 10/24/08 09:18 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
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Quote:

Quote:

Have you tried shanking somebody before?




Umm, No. I have not. But I'm not certain it would be all that straight if she did it herself, either.

One hypothesis (and that's ALL it is) is that the carving/branding took place after she'd been punched, then kicked. If she'd been kicked, she was likely on the ground. If she was on the ground, it wouldn't be that hard for an attacker to hold her head with his other hand. Again, just a theory.




Nice job coming up with that one there Columbo. Oh wait, you were wrong again.
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#369382 - 10/24/08 09:23 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Occam's Razor, Nellie. Which is more likely: That she was mugged, or that she concocted a scheme where she carved a B into her own face, punched herself until she had a black eye, then falsely reported a robbery, just to discredit Obama.

Maybe Gunker can get you guys a deal on tinfoil hats.




What's your hat size, Jim?



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#369383 - 10/24/08 09:23 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Anonymous
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Quote:

Nice job coming up with that one there Columbo.




Yep. I blew it. I couldn't solve the crime of the century. Must be slipping.

Just one more question, Bleccchh: Was it Lakers in six you said?


That's what I thought. Thanks.

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#369384 - 10/24/08 09:25 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
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What's your hat size, Jim?









Six-and-a half. Same as belaborator's age.

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#369385 - 10/24/08 09:31 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Occam's Razor, Nellie. Which is more likely: That she was mugged, or that she concocted a scheme where she carved a B into her own face, punched herself until she had a black eye, then falsely reported a robbery, just to discredit Obama.

Maybe Gunker can get you guys a deal on tinfoil hats.




So in other words, you were completely wrong. Go ahead and start spinning now.





Are you unaware that time passes and this story made way more sense as it went on?

Why would you even bother calling a person out for comments made on a news story *yesterday*?

Please tell me why you would bother with that. Thanks.
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#369386 - 10/24/08 09:41 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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UPDATE: Ashley Todd, 20, of College Station, Texas, has been charged with filing a false police report, a misdemeanor, a police report said. She's being held at the Allegheny County Jail in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and did not enter a plea when she appeared in court Friday night. She did not post bail. Bail is set at $50,000. She is scheduled to appear in court again October 30, when she is expected to enter a plea.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/24/mccain.sticker/index.html



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#369387 - 10/24/08 09:41 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Quote:

Nice job coming up with that one there Columbo.




Yep. I blew it. I couldn't solve the crime of the century. Must be slipping.

Just one more question, Bleccchh: Was it Lakers in six you said?


That's what I thought. Thanks.




Nice try. The one difference is that I was man enough to admit I was wrong and moved on. I doubt you have the inner strength to admit you made a stupid decision to back a bogus story based upon you political leanings.

That makes you not only stupid, but also childish.
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#369388 - 10/24/08 09:46 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

I was man enough to admit I was wrong and moved on.




This is a very funny joke. Have you any others?

EDITED: PS: this is the internet, nobody cares if you think you have moved on because clearly you have not. Cope.


Edited by conquistador (10/24/08 09:51 PM)
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#369389 - 10/24/08 09:51 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

I was man enough to admit I was wrong and moved on.




This is a very funny joke.




It is. Moving On...

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#369390 - 10/24/08 11:40 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:


Bail is set at $50,000.




$50K???? For filing a false police report? You could probably commit murder in Philadelphia and get a lower bail than that (at least if the victim was wearing a Pittsburgh Steeler replica jersey).
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#369391 - 10/24/08 11:49 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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$50k bail comes as a result of the D.A. feeling backed into a corner by her cute story and subsequent national attention, leaving them no choice but make an example of her for fear of being perceived as too soft. Had this not gotten so much media attention, bail would've been less, and had this sow not invoked the "big black guy" stereotype as her attacker, it would've also been less, since the D.A. and P.D. don't want to chance protestors on their doorsteps prolonging the media attention agony in the event she was simply released unscathed and driven home by mommy.

May she keep her chins up through her ordeal.


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#369392 - 10/24/08 11:52 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Quote:

lol americans, enjoy your niggers and your future nigger president.



We'll enjoy our niggers, while you enjoy your sand niggers/dune coons that have overrun your continent.
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#369393 - 10/25/08 09:02 AM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Had to be a fucking Aggie.

Gig 'em.
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#369394 - 10/25/08 04:11 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
WHY THE FUCK IS THE BITCH WEARING A VOLS SHIRT?
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#369395 - 10/25/08 04:21 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
She's an 'activist', I think.

Btw, it was an '8'.
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#369396 - 10/25/08 04:37 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
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What surprises me is it took the New York Post to say what no one else did...




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#369397 - 10/25/08 04:44 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i can't believe that this thread got 73 replies! i just wanted to write "buttsex"!
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#369398 - 10/25/08 05:05 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Gigi Offline
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made by a gawker commenter:



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#369399 - 10/25/08 07:36 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
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What surprises me is it took the New York Post to say what no one else did...







For the first and only time, I visited the East Coast wing of my father's family in the 80's. We stayed in my aunt's home in Patchogue and even at an early age (16) I was dismayed that the morning's newspaper was the New York Post.

I recall asking them "where's the 'Times'?"
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#369400 - 10/25/08 07:43 PM Re: McCain Supporter Attacked at ATM
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The Post is a shitty newspaper, but they have the best headlines:



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