Guns and Roses finally releasing Chinese Democracy? Big deal! Kali Lane sucked my cock tonight for www.loadmymouth.com and it was the BEST ORAL EXPERIENCE EVER…..EVER!! The rockets’ red glare is still bursting in air as globulous wads of sperm drown in her 21-year-old stomach. Thank you for your outrageously talented, slobbery knob polishing skills, cocksucker Kali. You are advanced for your age, young lady! We all are thankful you didn't stick with your barista duties at Starbucks and wish you all the best in your Psychology studies.

Very, very cute girl, Mr. Irons. Goddamn.

Yeah, yeah....now what about Chinese Democracy? Anyone know anyting? Can I trade Kali's services for some concert tickets?

Now this girl I did beat you too.....sweet

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One of the cutest in quite a while - nice! Not even any lame white trash paw print tats, bruises or bags under the eyes - its a new day. In the search for the usual downsides she's coming up clean.

C3: Don't lift your head when you bench, you're gonna hurt yourself!

Goodness. My heart doth sound pitter-patter.

"Now this girl I did beat." (Christian on Kali.)
AND YOU'RE PROUD OF THIS??

I hope you were able to squeeze out 2 loads in between punches like I did. I then went to sleep and stayed horizontal for 7:49hrs, to use your parlance. If only you wouldn't have to run to your second set, sir, you could enjoy the women and stop beating them.

I like her and love the pink shoes.

We are always at odds, Gia.
I love her and like her pink shoes.

she looks like this girl i used to do coke with. APPROVED!

yep, youll make some money off of her. 8/10

All profits from my sex addiction go towards financing more shoots in hopes of raising awareness about sex addiction.

Exactly.
I am happy I raised your awareness of this pressing social issue. I watch the news every day. The stock market....the economy....some dudes named Obama and McCain trying to sell me something. WHERE ARE THE STORIES CHRONICLING SEX ADDICTS HEROICALLY DEALING WITH THEIR PROBLEMS DAILY?

Cute enough to be one of those bad school girls on Gossip Girl.

She's a gossip girl? Better not be! I don't like girls who kiss, suck, swallow, and then tell.

Damn, C3X already got to her. Is there no whore unsullied by C3X? Lucky fucker.

She looks like a cute & innocent girl, not someone doing porn. You're a lucky man Brandon.

B, No offense but you need a set makeover. Or living room makeover, which ever it is. Neutral colors would look great.

see, you got your foot halfway in the biz already. that's a go-getter. fast forward 18 months and I bet you're running the whole operation - shrieking down the hall at Brandon that payables and receivables are still out of whack, and then reminding him the girl that locked herself in the lobby bathroom after her shoot is still in there crying and needs handling. just another day. -Other Guy

Forget about the girl shit's gotta get done.

Other guy, 18 months is a long time, don't you mean more like 18 weeks.

Only if I get to shop at Ikea and recruit some mo' betta hoes for ya...

I'll let you know now, I am a multi tasker. So even better, I will likely do both at once.

Moronically enough, we visited Ikea today. Out of nowhere my son points at a fairly overweight woman and started screaming "My pork!, My pork!...

Maybe you can hire him instead. Something tells me it would work out.

Does your son share my gift for seeing inner beauty?

I have not allowed him to look inside a woman's mouth yet. If thats what you mean.

The inner beauty I see comes from a polite respect for the desperation and inner turmoil of the hooker. I am a hooker whisperer.

Fuck off with your re-decorating bullshit!

In my home the women are the decorations. I re-decorate on a regular basis.