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UH yes you misogynist (juuuust kidding sweetie)...I am a bartender and sometimes make up gal and hear and know "things"...Christian is hot but oh so gay

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You said hot. It sounds like you are conflicted and really want him, but at the same time are turned off by his transexual practices.

You should know that as a claimed former PW that money will resolve these conflicts for a morning after which you can regret the footage for the rest of your life. But wait! If you fuck Christian on film you also get!

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1) Repeat mentions on his blog.
2) Text messages at every hour of the day and night.
3) The opportunity to pick him up and drop him off at the airport.
4) Free meals on Christian's tab.
5) Part time custody over some cute hedgehogs.
6) The hatred of Donny Long.
7) Calls from Brandon Irons, insisting that if you'll do Christian bareback you'll do anyone. So report to the set of "load my mouth"
8) Calls from Ryan Knox insisting that if you'll do Christian bareback you'll do anyone. So report to his dumpster.
10) Photographs of your food on the internet.
11) Photographs of yourself at various industry events after you have "betrayed" Mr. Clean. (See Penny Flame)

And lastly

12) The number to Christian's parents, so you can complain for hours to them about their boy, while secretly enjoying all the attention you could never get from your own rents.

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Very well played