Calling all tweakers, JM bad girl Ashley Blue unleashes her first release to capitalize on her big win at the '04 AVNs which was also a major score for all perverts who know the real porn stars aren't always Vivid contract types.... Alright, the title of this release is definitely an Ashley Blue kind of thang tho I'm kind of surprised she didn't call it something like Tweaker Sluts or Anal Speedfreaks, but there's always next time. Try to forget about Girlvert for a sec, Ashley might not want to get typecast like a Kelly Bundy or something. In a valiant effort to display the full range of her dramatic (wink) ability, she portrays a "private dick" looking for missing & exploited porn stars. She'll prolly kick my ass for this, but no matter what she does I will always see a little bit of Girlvert in there. That's the price of fame, baby.
Ok, even the opening credits are state of the art and will leave you with a slight buzz and so it begins. Detective Ashley gets it on with a basehead lamely portrayed by Otto Bauer. From what I've seen of this dude so far he can't act to save his life, but who gives a flying fribble about that? He bones Ashley unabashedly and that's all that really counts.
This also stars Katrina Kraven; one of my secret favorites of past six months. Yeah, she's got tats, but she wears them well because they don't detract from her look like Friday and that big stupid "F" on her waist. To keep up with the tweakin' theme, though, she even looks gussied up a lil' like a spiky-haired goupie on the verge of sliding down the strung-out drain. Sadly, I wonder how close to the truth that is for many of these gals lost to porn (re: Taylor Rain). Katrina seems a little blitzed here, folks, but that could be merely because she's a fuck actress adeptly getting into character. The hair metal wannabe who plugs her is a total numbskull and I don't think it's an act. Thankfully, her bedeviled baps flop like mad amid doggy power jabbin' and that's enough for me to give this flick the big bones up. Nice facial to top it off. Yeah, I may seem to be impossible to please, but in actuality all I need is simplicity like good angles on hot bitches....
Rounding things up, Tyla Winn's scene keeps up the pressure, but I've lost all respect for Julie Night save her performance in the Perverted Stories movie. I'm looking forward to see what Ashley does next. The special feature audio commentary alone is priceless.
www.jerkoffzone.com or
www.ashleyblue.net 
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