Where did he come from? They sent him down from heaven on a Gulfstream 5.
I don't think Frankenstein + Ricky Martin is a very nice thing to say, or very accurate.
It's more like Freddy Kruger and Lee Stone gangbanged the wicked witch and her ovaries took their pick; then from her loins sprang forth the latin heartthrob. Fast forward past thousands of push-ups and Mystic Tan tessions, and some uranium-enriched bleaching trays for the glow-in-the-dark chomps, and you got yourself a ladykiller.