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#368917 - 10/21/08 07:44 PM
It's Cringe Time: Marco Banderas music video
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Just as many people like horror movies for the thrill of fear, and just as many people listen to Blues music not to cheer up but to feel worse, so too will anyone seeking the cringe reflex want to see Marco's new video. Credit to Christian's blog for mentioning it first.
Here we see Marco doing his Rico Suave best with PW's and rental lambo's abound, shot and edited by the high school A/V club, destined for god knows where - maybe Telemundo, or endlessly looping on Ryan Seacrest's iPhone.
Marco Banderas - The Porn Life
A star is born.
Edited by Mark_J (10/21/08 08:41 PM)
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#368918 - 10/21/08 09:20 PM
Re: It's Cringe Time: Marco Banderas music video
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/23/08
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^^^^^  ^^^^^ If you make a music video with PW they have to be naked and fucking... Just like this one: http://www.nscrecords.com/videos/Mic%20Life%20-%20Putes%20(low%20res).wmvok it's in french and the music sucks but the bitches are  btw; pute means whore in french.
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#368920 - 10/22/08 12:08 AM
Re: It's Cringe Time: Marco Banderas music video
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^^^^^ ^^^^^
If you make a music video with PW they have to be naked and fucking... Just like this one:
http://www.nscrecords.com/videos/Mic%20Life%20-%20Putes%20(low%20res).wmv
ok it's in french and the music sucks but the bitches are
btw; pute means whore in french.
wow...if mtv would have aired that type of music video back in the day.....mtv...would still actually have music on it.....that would have been definitely a ratings booster!
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#368921 - 10/22/08 02:46 AM
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#368923 - 10/22/08 08:49 AM
Re: It's Cringe Time: Marco Banderas music video
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All you haters need to STFU because Marco gets all the ladies.
"Pornnnn... Liiiiife"
Let us pray that Lee Stone answers Marco's call to arms with a yacht and jetski themed music video of his own, with dancing in white silk pants aplenty. Then we'd have a real battle of the buzzards.
Edited by Mark_J (10/22/08 11:38 AM)
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#368925 - 10/22/08 12:22 PM
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#368927 - 10/22/08 12:48 PM
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This is awesome. Does he have a whole album out?
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#368930 - 10/22/08 02:01 PM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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RAPIDA... RAPIDA!!
Have you ever seen any of the 'Porn Week' TV shows? Any episodes that Marco features in has the post-production folk adding one of those fake little sparkles to his gleaming teeth, replete with 'ting' sound effect. 
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#368931 - 10/22/08 06:48 PM
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I didn't think anybody could be as talentless and deluded as Brian Pumper, but it looks like there is.
Smut I'd rather watch this asshole than Brian, (none of em really, but..) he's is so bad, I cant find any adjectives to use to describe what he does w/the dancing and rapping.  
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#368935 - 10/22/08 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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at least Marco don't include his "music" in his movies like B Pumper
He's an all around douchebag, undercover faggot, I hate him, I truly hate him,   he made me pass on alot of Bella movies, and I try to buy all of them.
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#368936 - 10/22/08 08:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/27/04
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Another myth revealed- Obviously not all Latin men can dance. Still, I bet it airs daily on Telemundo for months.
If my memory serves me correctly (big if), I haggled with him over the price of a sweet Elvis tapestry (white jumpsuit/lei) three years ago in Jaurez. I still have the tapestry, so it must have been him.
That aside, whenever I see him in a porn flick I can't help but wonder (in the most rhetorical of ways)- Who the fuck is Fiona, and did he get that tattoo so his she would let him do porn?
Remember, it's a rhetorical question, I really don't want to know the answer.
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#368940 - 10/23/08 02:35 AM
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Where did this guy come from? Did Frankenstein fuck Ricky Martin? http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=19034438
This one's for the Señoritas.
Where did he come from? They sent him down from heaven on a Gulfstream 5.
I don't think Frankenstein + Ricky Martin is a very nice thing to say, or very accurate.
It's more like Freddy Kruger and Lee Stone gangbanged the wicked witch and her ovaries took their pick; then from her loins sprang forth the latin heartthrob. Fast forward past thousands of push-ups and Mystic Tan tessions, and some uranium-enriched bleaching trays for the glow-in-the-dark chomps, and you got yourself a ladykiller.
 
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#368945 - 10/25/08 06:36 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/08
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Video found
Marco Banderas' Porn Life on YouTube
I couldn't make it past the first 8 seconds... 
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