Another myth revealed- Obviously not all Latin men can dance. Still, I bet it airs daily on Telemundo for months.

If my memory serves me correctly (big if), I haggled with him over the price of a sweet Elvis tapestry (white jumpsuit/lei) three years ago in Jaurez. I still have the tapestry, so it must have been him.

That aside, whenever I see him in a porn flick I can't help but wonder (in the most rhetorical of ways)- Who the fuck is Fiona, and did he get that tattoo so his she would let him do porn?

Remember, it's a rhetorical question, I really don't want to know the answer.