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#368782 - 10/20/08 10:34 PM
The Greatest Jondra ever.
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Porn Jesus
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Check what kind of music this Craigslist whore is into.. http://ottawa.en.craigslist.ca/ers/887172973.html
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#368784 - 10/20/08 11:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
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So I'm looking for a suger daddy to spoil me and to make sure I'm confortable.
Because her current suger daddy the gubment isn't spoiling her quite enough.
what a parasite
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#368785 - 10/21/08 02:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I sent her an email. I will post her response as far as what "jondras" of music she likes if she ever writes back.
EDIT: spelling.
Edited by conquistador (10/21/08 02:34 AM)
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#368789 - 10/22/08 06:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I should have put ... in front of that. I was finishing her sentence for her. I'm somewhat skeptical she could have done it on her own.
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#368790 - 10/22/08 03:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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She wrote back.
Jewel B said:
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I'm in to rap hip hop clasical almost anything what about you? What are you looking for?
I was hoping for something funnier.
My response:
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What are your feelings on the greatest classical music composer of the twentieth century, Yngwie J. Malmsteen?
And I am looking for you to post a picture in which it is not possible to see what looks like a baby crib in the background. Thanks in advance.
Also, if any of you could tell me how to distinguish between rap and hip hop I would like to know. Thanks.
Edited by conquistador (10/22/08 04:04 PM)
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#368791 - 10/22/08 04:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Call me square, but I'd like to know, too. I once dated a vegan wigger and he couldn't explain it either.
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#368792 - 10/22/08 04:08 PM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Decline of the western civilization.
As for gia's question I think rap is a music jondra while hip hop is a subculture. I'm probably wrong though.
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#368793 - 10/22/08 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I think I know rap music when I hear it. I just want to know where the line is crossed and rap becomes hip hop, or the reverse happens.
Also how rigid is the definition? Can a rapper release a hip hop record and how would I tell that it wasn't meant to be a rap record? Is it offensive to hip hoppers if I mistake their music for rap?
There has got to be an XPT poster who has a handle on the way this works. Thanks in advance.
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#368794 - 10/22/08 04:23 PM
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I Googled This: "What's the difference between Rap and Hip Hop?"And got THIS:Dear Yahoo!: What's the difference between rap and hip-hop? Eric Atlanta, Georgia Dear Eric: Historically, rap music comes from hip-hop culture. The roots of rap music trace back to the Jamaican ska era of the mid-60s. MCs rapping over party music made its way to New York a decade later, thanks to DJ Kool Herc, a man many crown the "Father of Hip Hop." Kool Herc emigrated from Jamaica to New York in 1967 and helped give birth to the hip-hop culture that would continue to thrive and spread. The Hip Hop Network notes that while the Sugar Hill Gang's 1979 "Rapper's Delight" was the first breakthrough rap hit, it emerged from a "an inner-city phenomenon centering on DJs and including equal proportions of break dancing, MCing, and graffiti art." More recently, "rap" has been used to describe the aggressive, mass-market produced music of Nas or Eminem. But, as one online encyclopedia points out, "Not all music that has rapping in it, however, is actually rap music, and not all hip-hop music has rapping in it." Artists like Jurassic 5 and De La Soul typify hip-hop music, which is generally more multi-instrumented and less in-your-face. Rap and hip-hop music is now a huge industry, and it has the diversity of a huge industry. There's Christian rap, Latin rap, southern rap. Check out the Rap and Hip-Hop category in the Yahoo! Directory for more resources, including Davy D's Hip Hop Corner.
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#368795 - 10/22/08 04:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I love how the answer is from the whitest guy ever who had to search it on Wikipedia.
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#368796 - 10/22/08 04:59 PM
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The irony was not lost on me either. 
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#368797 - 10/22/08 06:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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What all the too-cool wiggers (niggers just like commercial Souljah Boy garbage)in Ottawa always says it that hip-hop is the 'four elements': rapping, Djing, break-dancing and graffiti...
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#368798 - 10/22/08 07:09 PM
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Patty's right. Hip hop is a culture, Rap is a music style.
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#368799 - 10/22/08 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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She wrote back and sent me 4 pictures. I wasn't even sure if there was any point in posting them till I noticed that she looks a lot like ADT Steph. Maybe it's just me.
Also she is not familiar with neoclassical shred guitar maniac Yngwie Malmsteen.
If there is any interest in seeing the other photos let me know, but in my opinion they are unremarkable. And what gives with whore cameras not having timers so that pictures don't need to be taken via mirror?
Edited by conquistador (10/22/08 08:39 PM)
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#368801 - 10/22/08 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I like this place.
I think I am done with the Ottawa whore. She asked me about which music Yngwie has created. I think I would be wasting my time to try to explain Yngwie. When you say rap everyone knows what you mean but it doesn't work that way with neoclassical.
This is my first attempt at trolling a whore and she hasn't given me much to work with aside from some awful photos. She is doing a really awful job if she is trying to attract someone to her. She has made no attempt to engage me in any conversation, I know absolutely nothing about her other then that she is a complete tool.
The most noteworthy thing is the pictures. They are all terrible.
I do not like the way she is grinning at me in this one.
Edited by conquistador (10/22/08 08:59 PM)
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#368803 - 10/22/08 09:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Way to take the ball and run with it, Conq.I see she didn't take the hint about the crib. Is Yngwie still around? I saw an interview with him years ago and he came across as a pretentious asshole.
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#368804 - 10/22/08 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Yngwie is a gigantic asshole. That is part of his shtick. He is Yngwie and he is the fucking best. According to Yngwie. I don't know heaps about him but have weird appreciation of his music on a purely technical level. Also when I was in high school through sheer publicity a few buddies and I got Yngwie voted in to every "political" position at school. He won by a landslide. We used all sorts of imagery on the posters we spammed the school with. Though the main theme we went for is "I shred". The school was pretty mad about it and the next day they had another election after an announcement how Yngwie wasn't a student. Also Yngwie fucked his hands up in a motorcycle accident. When he got the news that he would no longer be able to shread he taught himself to play guitar. I have seen him live and he always wears tons of rings and shit while he shreds, it is impressive. Yngwie is super cheesy, he always gives an encore. Always. When I saw him he tried to do a move and swing his guitar around his body with the strap. He accidentally threw it up in to the air. Yngwie looked up and got blinded by the stage lights, panicked and ran away. I guess if you have your own model of Fender breaking a guitar isn't a big deal. Yngwie appears to always be married to a beautiful eastern europen woman. She was at the show and so seemingly was Yngwie's mother in law. Video of Malmsteen being his usual self.
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#368805 - 10/22/08 09:35 PM
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You could sand granite with Craigslist Ho's face, but her body looks fairly decent.
Conq, you should tell her that you're really interested in taking her up on her offer, but that you'll only seal the deal if she agrees to let you defecate on her during coitus. Tell her only real intellectuals are into poop play. If she freaks out, which if there's a god she will, her response could be gold.
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#368808 - 10/22/08 11:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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@patty: when she wrote to you was she more verbose than she was with me?
I would like to collect a few more awful pictures of her but I don't know what approach to take.
I think if I ask her what sort of camera she is using I can do some research and explain how to use the timer function and challenge her to take a picture that doesn't make me cringe.
RE: intellectuals like to get shit on. I don't know how to approach this and think I should probably try to extract some more pictures first.
This is the last one I have. The only other one was in the original ad.
Suggestions?
Edited by conquistador (10/22/08 11:26 PM)
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#368810 - 10/22/08 11:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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That is pretty much what I was going for but she can't be counted on to do her own research into camera instructions.
If I explain it there will be no excuses for fucking it up, of course I was pretty clear about not wanting to see the baby crib...
I am pretty sure she has a proper camera and isn't using a camera phone because of the visible strap in one of the pictures.
Or if I ask for a picture outdoors she couldn't possibly use a mirror for it. Well she could but that would be kind of spooky.
EDITED to say: The ball is now in her court, if I get any more pictures of the Ottawa whore I will share them with the class. I hope you folks enjoyed the pictures thus far.
Edited by conquistador (10/23/08 12:03 AM)
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#368811 - 10/23/08 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Outdoor sounds like a good excuse. I didnt enjoy the pix but the story was great.
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#368812 - 10/23/08 12:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I agree that the pictures kind of stink. The reason I posted them is because they are photos of someone with the lowest standards and expectations ever. She clearly does not give a shit about whether her attempts to attract a sugar daddy work.
She isn't even trying to be an attractive whore, she is aiming at her feet. And that is why seeing these awful photos of her amuses me.
I don't have any experience with this except for the Ottawa whore but wouldn't someone who is trying to attract another person to themselves fare better if they attempted to be attractive?
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#368813 - 10/23/08 07:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Me: Quote:
Yngwie is a classical guitar player, check out an album called "Rising Force". He is from Sweden and he likes to shred.
About your pictures: would you be willing to set the timer on your camera and use that to get a photo of yourself? Pictures taken with the aid of mirrors aren't particularly impressive. Sorry if I come off as demanding but I haven't gotten to see a clear photo of you.
Thanks in advance.
Ottawa whore:
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Well i was new to the cammera and I need a new one.
I think her last mail is pretty disappointing. I didn't ask to see her fucking resume or anything, just to fiddle around with some camera settings, set the thing down and pose in front of it.
Writing is not a strong point for her and I am pretty sure she would just ignore me if I started trying to explain about true intellectuals are into shit play.
I think giving crabby responses to dudes who might be willing to shit on you as well as pay your rent is very poor whore strategy.
She is way too stupid for me to bother with. I am totally confused. Some potential sugar daddy might have offered to buy her a new camera if she had ponied up with better photos.
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Her closet looks a mess and she has an ugglee face. She wears tacky underwear but most importantly she's an all around IDIOT! 
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