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No wonder a fan wrote me and said I should dance in New Haven.



Do it, G. No doubt he saw your Down the hatch, Feeding Frenzy and Gobble the Goop scenes, and New Haven is home to Yale so maybe you will luck out and have 4 or 5 young, clean, kinda dorky but still hot, RICH Yale grads indulge their inner perverts and stand in a circle around you and "drench" you so they can say they have 'been' with a pornstar.

Omg....wait....NO!!! he is probably some YALE prick who will kidnap you and take you to a Skull and Bones meeting and instead you will have 30 BONESMEN in robes and masks to gobble while they make you say "Thank you sir may I have another" after each swallow......er, wait, you'd probably like that even more.

Like I said, do it.... When you are done with that gig, before you fly back, I will invite you up and show you Foxwoods, maybe you could organize the whores running rampant there into a quasi-agency and give them some tips at the same time on how to fucking dress and conduct themselves with the right balance of class, raunchiness, courtesy and sluttiness. So much talent being wasted, and I am deathly afraid Brandon Ironz will beat you to it and book a room and spend 2 weeks shooting all of them for his site and pay them in Herpes and ruin it for me.

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