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I fear that if McCain were to get into office he would try to institute more of his beliefs into the government (like roe v. wade, etc). Obviously...



Obviously you weren't paying attention when he said there would be no litmus test on Roe.

Here's some more ideas:

Obama thinks there's 57 States.

Obama sees many of our fallen war heroes in the audience.

Obama claimed that his Grandfather (or is it his uncle) liberated Auschwitz.






Priceless.