Update: Darrah Ford refused to be interviewed by phone or in person, so Rog graciously allowed Dar Fjord to be "interviewed" by AOL messenger.

Guess what?

He never responded to that either.

Dara Fjord turned out to be a total flake and impostor. The only cretin who takes pity on her now is Snowman from raincoatreviews. Apparently, Dara/his brand of stupidity is valued there. However, in Snowman's defense, he has a deep, intense hatred of the PornDonald. I honestly hope the epitaph of Dara Fjord reads,

He wrote about porn,
Tried to make people gag;
But he wasn't real,
He was just a fag.

Good Luck, Mr Dara Fjord. Good luck being a douchebag.