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she bitched at me once when i submitted a review because it wasn't good enough and looked like i hadn't put any effort into it. that fucking pissed me off.

I didn't realize this was 7th grade english. I thought it was porn.



You just need to write more like Boner-One, where even the most wood killing slagrag banging some old dude is "Hot AS FUCK!!!!".

THEN you can use bad grammar and poor spelling all you want.