All the furniture in the room would have to come out. Honestly, the chair cannot be moved now. It is stuck to the floor because of all the cum, spit, drool, phlegm,and occasional anal leakage that has occured. I'm still fighting my downstairs neighbor's lawsuit concerning the large cum-coloured stain on his ceiling. "Not mine," I said. "Maybe you have termites" was my defense.....nailed it. Luckily, I got Judge Ito. If he isn't going to convict O.J. of murdering his ex-wife, I don't think I have much to worry about.

Terminte defense. Works every time.