My production team signed a deal with a major Hollywood company for a web deal followed by a book deal. They then bought the rights to a script based on our college exploits for a movie deal. $2-$3 million budget and a release sometime in 2009. Its in pre-production right now.
I forget which book I read it in, but the advice was 'Always tell people you are currently in pre-production on a whole slate of projects even when you have nothing going on'.
Also, I'd just like to add that I am currently pre-fucking Aria Giovanni. We haven't actually done the deed yet, and there's no hard and fast timeframe or schedule in place as we speak, and no commitment from Aria herself as of yet (not even so much as a letter of intent) but I'm working on it. It's totally going to happen though. I am also going to be pre-fucking Carli Banks too, probably.