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The closest I've come to that situation was when a young lady texted me not to mention anything in front of the guy dropping her off. He was, it turns out, her boyfriend and she told him she was doing solo and girl-girl. This genius didn't count on him googling her stage name later. To their mutual surprize, there was his little angel sucking on meat stick. It was then that I realized my true calling: homewrecker.



I asked because your enthusiasm in describing Brianna Bree coupled with that ever-present apartment backdrop reminded me of a situation w/ a friend of mine who used to shoot adult web content. Following a small location shoot with a PW, she goes home and confesses sins to b/f, who is then led back to location by PW, he drunkenly yells repeatedly through door "i know theres always a master tape", plus other very unchristian things. Then captain sloppy seconds quipped he was "going home to get backup". Mister NRA never made it back or at least decided to mission-abort upon seeing police cars on his return.

The web guys fast-tracked little PW's update to the website, complete with the "lemon face" facial her shoot ended in (lemon face = scrunched up face a girl makes after receiving an unexpected facial; appears as though she's just bitten into a lemon - I should probably get this on urban dictionary).