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#367305 - 10/17/08 02:12 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Alright guys, these whore pics need a caption. I thought if I do half the work and supply a pic then it might inspire someone else to fill in the blanks.
Save either of these pics, then go to THIS link (then scroll down) to make a Demotivational card and post it back here. Good luck.
Example: "OBSOLESCENCE - If You Still Don't Have Internet, It's Going To be A Long Wait." (bad example, but you get the idea)
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#367308 - 10/17/08 02:48 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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ETERNITY, as in internet pics last forever. Her young'uns will see whatever degrading act she did. Maybe it was a reach, but in my own warped head, I hit a homerun. Oh well...
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#367309 - 10/17/08 03:01 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Registered: 10/02/08
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ETERNITY, as in internet pics last forever. Her young'uns will see whatever degrading act she did. Maybe it was a reach, but in my own warped head, I hit a homerun. Oh well...
Understood. I think I hit a homerun in my head at least once a minute but 95% of ideas end up in the trash if they don't "click" right away (I don't mean these whore cards but other stuff I work on). In a lot of ways, creativity is the ability to edit more than it is creating. Don't take this criticism the wrong way!
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#367311 - 10/17/08 06:07 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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#367312 - 10/17/08 10:24 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
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#367313 - 10/17/08 10:25 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
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#367314 - 10/17/08 10:26 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
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#367315 - 10/17/08 10:32 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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UPDATE:
...Hacksaw has apparently figured out the text portion of this, but being afflicted with Auspergers is floundering...
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#367317 - 10/18/08 11:10 AM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Speaking of cutters, ever work with Katie Kaliana? (british girl that did a brief stint tour of porn valley, circa 2003/2004)
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I have to say that pic is pretty tenuous as far as proof goes though. Try Emily X or Scar 13...I need to see multiple slash marks/scar tissue before I'm ready to call them a cutter (or ex-cutter, as the case may be).
:rolleyes: You think I just pulled some random girl out of a hat? Dan, In time you'll find I don't bullshit. Much.
The slasher files (pay attention to #2 and #6): 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
I hear ya about Katie being out of shape these days though - she's pushed out at least one kid and shoots for Pornostatic obviously - a bit of a mess for sure.
HOLY MOTHEFUCKING SHIT. Wow she's a deep cutter too. Gotta give her props for enduring that pain.....wow what a sick bitch, obviously needs meds and not the illegal ones.
Damn that is fucking sick. That will stay on her body forever, and she isn't that bad looking either. Everyone knows what that is when they see it, even if you're not up w/cutters, you know that is not from a car accident. How many times can she wear gloves, especially living in Calif? Sad actually. 
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#367319 - 10/18/08 11:16 AM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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One of the all times original, priceless. 
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#367320 - 10/18/08 04:59 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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HOLY MOTHEFUCKING SHIT. Wow she's a deep cutter too. Gotta give her props for enduring that pain.....wow what a sick bitch, obviously needs meds and not the illegal ones.
Damn that is fucking sick. That will stay on her body forever, and she isn't that bad looking either. Everyone knows what that is when they see it, even if you're not up w/cutters, you know that is not from a car accident. How many times can she wear gloves, especially living in Calif? Sad actually.
I didn't intend to pull things off-track bringing up Katie after Brandon mentioned "cutters". In seriousness I wouldn't consider people that self-injure as "sick" or stupid - it's just a physical symptom pointing back to mental turmoil. It's usually girls, and they do it for all sorts of reasons. Some people who cut have had a traumatic experience, such as living through abuse, violence, or a disaster. Self-injury may feel like a way of "waking up" from a sense of numbness after a traumatic experience. Or it may be a way of reinflicting the pain they went through, expressing anger over it, or trying to get control of it.
The urge to cut might be triggered by strong feelings the person can't express — such as anger, hurt, shame, frustration, or alienation. People who cut sometimes say they feel they don't fit in or that no one understands them. A person might cut because of losing someone close or to escape a sense of emptiness. Cutting might seem like the only way to find relief or express personal pain over relationships or rejection.
There are entire books written about it so I've only scratched the surface, but bottom line if a girl is beautiful she shouldn't be doing it. Only kidding. Now, on with the show.
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#367327 - 10/19/08 10:12 PM
RUSSIAN BRIDES
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Registered: 10/02/08
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356649-russian_bride.jpg (40 downloads)
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#367328 - 10/19/08 10:18 PM
SEXISM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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356650-sexism.jpg (41 downloads)
Edited by Mark_J (10/19/08 10:19 PM)
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#367329 - 10/19/08 10:35 PM
Re: SEXISM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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#367330 - 10/19/08 11:01 PM
MYSPACE BEASTS
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#367331 - 10/19/08 11:16 PM
TRAGEDY
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Edited by Mark_J (10/20/08 12:55 AM)
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#367332 - 10/20/08 12:41 AM
BULIMIA
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#367333 - 10/20/08 12:49 AM
GOLD DIGGERS
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#367337 - 10/30/08 08:45 PM
my submission
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
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#367338 - 10/30/08 09:13 PM
Re: my submission
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Translation: Hell is anal warts.
OMG, pinup. OMG.
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#367340 - 10/30/08 11:04 PM
Re: my submission
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
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Why don't my images ever show up even when I put them in the image tag?
They don't seem to let you post inlined hotlinks. You're better off posting the pic here and linking with an edit afterwards
Edited by BlackPanther (10/30/08 11:14 PM)
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#367341 - 11/01/08 03:02 PM
Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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#367342 - 11/01/08 05:11 PM
Re: Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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"Meth, does the body good!"
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#367344 - 11/03/08 11:25 PM
Re: Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I only wish I was that skinny. My friend says pre-meth Amy looks like Britney Stevens.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#367345 - 11/03/08 11:48 PM
Re: Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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Pre-meth Amy=I'd hit it. Meth Amy=Someone did hit...with a louisville Slugger. 
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I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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#367347 - 11/04/08 10:38 AM
Re: Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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I only wish I was that skinny. My friend says pre-meth Amy looks like Britney Stevens.
Why in the hell would you want to be that skinny? 
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#367348 - 11/04/08 10:57 AM
Re: Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Clothes always look good on a hanger, on a fattie not so much.
Fat people can't fit everywhere.
Guys will be able to pick you up without struggling.
You'll be able to run faster without all that extra weight holding you back.
People will remember you as the 'beautiful thin one.'
If someone has to describe you, they'll say, 'oh, she weighs like 100, 110 lbs.' Guys will want to get to know you, not laugh at you and walk away.
You will be able to see your beautiful, beautiful bones. Bones are clean and pure.
The models that everyone claim are beautiful, the spitting image of perfection, are any of them fat? ... NO....
Too many people in America are obese.
Only fat people are attracted to fat people. Do you want pigs to like you because you are one of them?
You'll be able to move as quietly and skillfully as a spider. Only thin people are graceful. I love spiders.
If you slap a fat person, you can see a shockwave ripple over their skin. That's nasty.
Do you want people to say, 'For god's sake get the fuck off of me, you're crushing me; I can't breathe!' or 'Ooo You are soo light.'
Ballerina? Or Sumo Wrestler?
I want to be light enough so a helium balloon could lift me and carry me to the clouds. . .like in my reoccurring dream I love that dream. I want to walk in the snow and leave no footprints. Perfection, I think so.
Fat people are so huge, people see through them and it's like they don't exist. The only time people notice a fat person is when they get in the way of that beautiful thin girl walking by or the butt of the joke.
Have you ever seen a person NOT notice a walking skeleton?
If you can name one reason to be fat, I will name a million to be skinny.
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#367349 - 11/04/08 11:14 AM
Re: Amy Winehouse for Weight Watchers (tm)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Ahhhh fuck, I get such a raging boner when i allow myself to dwell on the mentality of whores addicted to shit like meth!  +  =  <inside a Meth whore's mind> "Oh fuck, I know i shouldnt hit the pipe again...my teeth are rotting, my complexion is shot, and i am skinny as a fucking Ethiopian Gymnast...but, GOD I fucking LOVVVVE how this shit makes me feel, at least initially. Ohh i fucking love it so much. But it's killing me, My friends are gone, my family hates me, the only men who will even say Hi to me are either total fucking losers or fellow Meth-heads, or guys who want to pimp me out and use me....but I dont care. As long as I can keep getting more Speed, keep hitting that pipe, it doesnt matter...that feeling is worth it. As Long as I can feel that feeling, I dont care how fucked up reality gets for me....if only I could have Just enough money to afford a lifetime supply of Meth....I'd live in a dump on a flea infested sofa with homeless guys. GOD I FUCKING LOVE IT SO MUCH!" Hottness ..... These Meth whores will do ANYTHING to keep that pipe burning. My ultimate fantasy is to have Gigi locked in my Burg-lair, nude, with ME, 5 pounds of speed, a MOP, a bucket, soap, sponge, and some Mountain Dew. 
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#367352 - 11/20/08 06:13 PM
South Beach Diet
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