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#367255 - 10/13/08 10:42 PM
Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Inspired by the Demotivators posters that make fun of those lame motivational posters found in many corporate hallways, so begins the Whore Demotivators Poster Contest. If you wish to contribute your own creation, try the demotivator builder here (recommended), or another one here. You'll need to supply a whore-themed picture and a bit of wit. If you're drawing a blank and need some examples of demotivators posters, click here. Use an image host that won't delete your upload for obscene content (try imagehost.org, or even this forum's built-in file uploader).
Let the games begin!
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#367256 - 10/13/08 10:45 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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355361-crystalmeth.jpg (128 downloads)
Edited by Mark_J (10/14/08 01:45 AM)
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#367257 - 10/13/08 10:47 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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I just posted one of Max in another thread.
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#367258 - 10/13/08 10:49 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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I just posted one of Max in another thread.
Edit your post and bring it on over.
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#367262 - 10/13/08 11:41 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Porn Jesus
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#367263 - 10/14/08 01:13 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#367264 - 10/14/08 01:35 AM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#367267 - 10/14/08 02:14 AM
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#367268 - 10/14/08 02:56 AM
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#367270 - 10/14/08 10:10 AM
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#367272 - 10/14/08 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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The 'Shame' card is great.  Can I use it outside this board?
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#367274 - 10/14/08 05:18 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
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#367276 - 10/14/08 05:53 PM
Re: Whore Demotivators Poster Contest
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The 'Shame' card is great. Can I use it outside this board?
Hah - very polite of you, but you hardly need permission These are for the sole amusement of this forum and all its 15 members (kidding), go nuts. When we see these floating on google images soon at least you know where they came from.
My goal was inspiring other contributions more than worrying about where these end up.
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#367278 - 10/14/08 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Damn - time expired to edit my original post (wish they would extend that). Here's the edited version of this which is the way it was destined to be:
She really frightens me.
And that crack smoker, those eyebrows, a broken stem and green nailpolish, all the classics of a crackho.
Nightmares tonight for sure. 
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#367279 - 10/14/08 08:28 PM
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She really frightens me.
And that crack smoker, those eyebrows, a broken stem and green nailpolish, all the classics of a crackho.
Nightmares tonight for sure.
yep - that was the point. these demotivator cards need a compelling pic or they fall flat. i realize some people may see that pic and wonder if some photoshop trickery is at play, but there's something great about being able to use a pic that needs no improvement. you know, the whole "truth is stranger than fiction" thing.
who knows, maybe some myspace gutter snipe sluts will trade that pic in their myspace adds months from now and think twice about refilling their little starter-kit drugz. Bah who am i kidding?? 
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#367280 - 10/14/08 10:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#367281 - 10/14/08 10:57 PM
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#367283 - 10/15/08 09:52 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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You work?  I call bullshit. You work at belladouche's board but that's about all the work you do.
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#367284 - 10/15/08 11:06 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#367285 - 10/15/08 11:41 AM
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^^That's a good one 
I love these, I can read them all day, too bad I gotta go to work and they dont like porno at work, dumb asses. 
thx - i showed "FAILURE" to a co-worker and he didn't realize immediately the pic was about the hooker with no action rather than the homeless guy on the ground (maybe he's slow). i tied in the red text color with her purse to make it f*ckin obvious.
by the way I also wish this forum was a bit more low-profile so I could check in from work sometimes; i.e. the loud animated bukkake gifs on the side and the giant xxxporntalk banner on top - people might assume you're surfing porn sites rather than bs'ing in a forum.
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#367286 - 10/15/08 11:15 PM
DRUGS
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Edited by Mark_J (10/15/08 11:32 PM)
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#367287 - 10/16/08 12:04 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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[tritone]A black dildo with a knife stuck in it?!! I'm calling the NAACP! This board is a den of racism, all tolerated by the moderators...I bet that racist ho won't even shoot brown heroin.[/tritone]
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#367288 - 10/16/08 09:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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^^That's a good one
I love these, I can read them all day, too bad I gotta go to work and they dont like porno at work, dumb asses.
not even joanna angel jewporn? 
Nope the heblews dont like any type, well not in the office anyway, Im sure out of the office they are some of the whores biggest customers.
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#367289 - 10/16/08 09:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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You work?
I call bullshit. You work at belladouche's board but that's about all the work you do.
You're such a dick, I love how you only come to post behind me
And when you're calling Bullshit, tell him/her I said hello and have a wonderful Thursday.
And Belladouche doesn't have a board sweetness. Get with the program, it's 2008.
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#367292 - 10/16/08 11:55 AM
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Can someone PLEASE make up a sign saying:
"Craigslist. It's kinda like having your own site."
or
"Craigslist. Not all "roses" come from gardens."
LOL - I have a new craigslist in the works actually. I like your second line.. (thinking)..
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#367294 - 10/16/08 01:56 PM
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This smells like a million-dollar business idea to me.
I'm conferenced in with Rob Zicari as we speak. I've been asked to stop "just giving them out for free" - under a new deal they'll be called "Extreme Cards" and will carry a small fee to cover costs only plus a small administrative fee only or so they say. I've been asked to "share the cost burden" of spinning up production which they estimate at $225,000 ?? - not sure how they arrived at that figure but apparently they want it pretty quick to get started. I began to question but was cut off "You wanna make some fuckin money or not?" shrieked some female voice in the background.
Can this be on the level?
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#367299 - 10/17/08 12:57 AM
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Talk about fear and self-loathing. She looks like a cutter.
You do realize that's Lindsay Ho-Han, right. A lot of people will identify her as WHORHish and thus her inclusion in this thread; personally I just think she's misunderstood and wasn't held enough as a baby.
Speaking of cutters, ever work with Katie Kaliana? (british girl that did a brief stint tour of porn valley, circa 2003/2004).
"Knives Knives Knives, yeah-ah!" -Thompson Twins
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#367301 - 10/17/08 01:21 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Speaking of cutters, ever work with Katie Kaliana? (british girl that did a brief stint tour of porn valley, circa 2003/2004)
She's now working on the phone-in TV shows back in Blighty as 'Katie Weale'...all that lounging around talking to guys on the phone at unfeasibly unsociable hours of the late night/early morning has taken a predictable toll on her figure, as it has also done to her fellow British porner JemStone. Don't these girls know that a good session of standing reverse cowgirl anal burns calories better than aerobics?
I have to say that pic is pretty tenuous as far as proof goes though. Try Emily X or Scar 13...I need to see multiple slash marks/scar tissue before I'm ready to call them a cutter (or ex-cutter, as the case may be).
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#367302 - 10/17/08 01:48 AM
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Speaking of cutters, ever work with Katie Kaliana? (british girl that did a brief stint tour of porn valley, circa 2003/2004)
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I have to say that pic is pretty tenuous as far as proof goes though. Try Emily X or Scar 13...I need to see multiple slash marks/scar tissue before I'm ready to call them a cutter (or ex-cutter, as the case may be).
:rolleyes: You think I just pulled some random girl out of a hat? Dan, In time you'll find I don't bullshit. Much.
The slasher files (pay attention to #2 and #6): 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
I hear ya about Katie being out of shape these days though - she's pushed out at least one kid and shoots for Pornostatic obviously - a bit of a mess for sure.
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#367303 - 10/17/08 10:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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The slasher files (pay attention to #2 and #6): 1,2,3,4,5,6,7
I haven't looked at 2 and 6 as I type this. 1 was all the proof I need.
You were absolutely correct sir. 
I can't say I had ever noticed that about her before, but to be honest, I've only ever seen her in some free 30 second clips, so it's not too surprising. I was just giving her the benefit of the doubt where the white gauntlets were concerned, but on a forum where rule number one is 'Whores lie', I should have figured she had something to hide. Oh well, forewarned is (slashed) forearmed, I guess! 
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#367304 - 10/17/08 11:56 AM
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I haven't looked at 2 and 6 as I type this. 1 was all the proof I need.
You were absolutely correct sir. <snip>
Yeah in #2 it looks like she reached under a lawnmower to change the blade while it was still spinning.
One of these days they need to make a movie about girls that are cutters - you know, really get into their heads and the pscyhology behind it.
I imagine the movie being called "cutter" or having some other sharp-sounding name. Titles like "razorgirl", "mussolini blade dancer", "the knives of others", even "one knife to live" will all be on the table. Possibilities are pretty much endless but you don't want a title that's too cliche' or silly - after all the the subject matter is pretty serious business.
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