I received a weird voicemail from Isis today. She was impersonating 1970s singing sensation Johnny Mathis and made a karaokic mockery of his hit song Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head.

She sounded a little tipsy and a little more off-key:
Cumshots keep fallin' on my head
And just like the girl whose ass is too big for her bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Those cumshots are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'