October 23rd, 1989: Billboard's Number One song was Janet Jackson's "Miss You Much." NFC Champion San Francisco 49'ers beat the AFC Champion Cincinnati Bengals to win Super Bowl XXIII earlier in the year. They would repeat as Super Bowl champs in January 1990, beating the Denver Broncos.

October 23rd, 1989 is also the day that Isis Taylor entered the world, wreaking havoc on her mom's body and embarking on a rebel ride destined to end in Hell. Less than 19 years down the road, she ate cum for www.loadmymouth.com and claimed to enjoy the taste. Do women her age ever lie? More importantly, will she repeat like the 49'ers? God, I hope so. She's been gone less than an hour and I'm starting to feel backed up. (Yes, she eats it off her face.)