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#366944 - 10/11/08 03:55 PM Progress?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
The cataclysmic events of the last few days has Me reflecting on my life....



It was clear, early on, I had a monstrous Intellect and would achieve Great things in life, provided I didnt fucking Croak first like the Doctors said after my first Fracture and surgery (see Leg cast above) and my parents received the diagnosis. By Age 5 I was reading at the level of a 13 year old....I am 15 months above...



I was an exuberant soul, clearly able to galvanize those around me to achieve exceptional results...the hallmarks of a successful executive.



I was sucked in to the IZOD craze of the early 1980s, which taught me MANY marketing lessons that stuck, and which I used later on ... At age 15 (above) I was already thinking big, but in the above picture, the first thing on my mind was the Puerto Rican Slut I just finger fucked in the Shopping Mall Parking lot in her Mom's car. Here I am about to tell my Brother all about...."Yo, smell my finger dude...."



Graduation, 1992. With a Degree, some Money (that I earned in between my final two Semesters), a full head of hair, and all the ambition in the world, I headed out to the West COast to assume a marketing position with an International Conglomerate....within a Year I was on my way....



15 years later, I am a semi-retired, burnt out, debauched, jaded, hedonistic, substance loving, whore loving pervert. Where did it all go wrong?


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#366945 - 10/11/08 03:59 PM Re: Progress?
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
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Are you dirt poor now and on the verge of being homeless; or do you have enough to live comfortably but downsized? And do you have children?


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#366946 - 10/11/08 04:02 PM Re: Progress?
Da Burglar Offline
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Are you dirt poor now and on the verge of being homeless; or do you have enough to live comfortably but downsized? And do you have children?




As if you cared....
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#366947 - 10/11/08 04:05 PM Re: Progress?
Bornyo Offline
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Delete this thread Burg... just saying.

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#366948 - 10/11/08 04:06 PM Re: Progress?
Darrah Offline
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Yes I do care. Especially if there are children involved. And I don't want to see anyone lose everything they worked for because of the assholes that run our government.

Damn, I don't know why you people think I'm these evil monster. I'm consistent with my hate of people who abuse and me supporting victims always gets me in trouble. Nevermind. I've said enough. Have a nice day.





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#366949 - 10/11/08 04:25 PM Re: Progress?
Da Burglar Offline
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Delete this thread Burg... just saying.




Yeah right, Like I'd be caught DEAD putting these pictures of my Life story on some gay ass fucking MYSPACE account. Geez.
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#366950 - 10/11/08 04:46 PM Re: Progress?
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I never completed 10th grade and never got past sequncial 2 math.

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#366951 - 10/11/08 06:27 PM Re: Progress?
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky



15 years later, I am a semi-retired, burnt out, debauched, jaded, hedonistic, substance loving, whore loving pervert. Where did it all go wrong?

Do you enjoy yourself for the most part? Who said you went wrong? Hell Burg I think you just try to enjoy yourself as much as you can and there isn't anything wrong with that.
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#366952 - 10/11/08 06:35 PM Re: Progress?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Quote:

The cataclysmic events of the last few days has Me reflecting on my life....




which events are we talking about? america's financial meltdown?

Anyway if you're serious and not just being rhetorical or venting, then an online forum (let alone THIS one) probably isn't the best venue or format to get the most helpful answers, well-meaning as people may be.

Success is the ability to not just know what you need to do but act on it.


Edited by Mark_J (10/11/08 07:12 PM)

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#366953 - 10/11/08 06:57 PM Re: Progress?
cqd Offline
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@Burg:
How/when did you become wheelchair bound?

If there is some search string I should use to find out that would be appreciated.

Thank you.
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#366954 - 10/11/08 07:02 PM Re: Progress?
Willie D Offline

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Dear Dara, I hope you die a horrible, painful death.

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Are you dirt poor now and on the verge of being homeless; or do you have enough to live comfortably but downsized? And do you have children?





Don't worry DB, you're semi-retired, Dara Fjord is multi-retarded. She'll die an AIDS-ridden corpse of mental waste, you'll be on your third stripper of the night.

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#366955 - 10/11/08 08:25 PM Re: Progress?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Burg you were an adorable baby.....and grew up into a handsome adult male.

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#366956 - 10/11/08 09:33 PM Re: Progress?
Bornyo Offline
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Delete this thread Burg... just saying.




Yeah right, Like I'd be caught DEAD putting these pictures of my Life story on some gay ass fucking MYSPACE account. Geez.




I don't understand why you feel compelled to post these pics on "xxxporntalk" at all. As to myspace... that's up to you. I deleted my account there over a year ago.

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#366957 - 10/11/08 11:05 PM Re: Progress?
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Quote:

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Delete this thread Burg... just saying.




Yeah right, Like I'd be caught DEAD putting these pictures of my Life story on some gay ass fucking MYSPACE account. Geez.




I don't understand why you feel compelled to post these pics on "xxxporntalk" at all. As to myspace... that's up to you. I deleted my account there over a year ago.




^^ +1, Bornyo.

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#366958 - 10/11/08 11:15 PM Re: Progress?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Nigga you have survived a lotta bullshit and made us all laugh. Come to Canada where healthcare is free. Don't be broke in Americaland.....
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#366959 - 10/11/08 11:56 PM Re: Progress?
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Anyway if you're serious and not just being rhetorical or venting, then an online forum (let alone THIS one) probably isn't the best venue or format to get the most helpful answers, well-meaning as people may be.




Sigh - people need to read the backstory with the search function.

da Burg has always been the wheelchair-bound Harvard grad who made some money and has now retired to a life of drunkenly pursuing strippers and porn whores. Nothing wrong with the schtick.

Anyone living on retirement savings is going to be mesmerized by the market gyrations: it's like 1987, only with the market crash spread out over a week or two. Some people have never been through anything like it before and are in a panic. (and bizarrely view 6.1% unemployment as being very high)

This now rates are only the *third* worst year I've had so I'm just waiting for everyone to calm down and realize there just might be some stocks with value like IBM, Wal-Mart, Boeing, etc. All the world does not consist of worthless investment banks.
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#366960 - 10/12/08 04:02 AM Re: Progress?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Wow. Everyone looks for meaning or substance in a thread, isnt sure what they find, so they speculate, just like the idiot bankers have done these last few years.

Take your pick from the following:

1) Sure the head-spinning news reports and Financial reports have me aghast like anyone else with something to lose....A LOT to lose. As I mentioned before, I have taken my lumps lately just like many people, but I am still pretty solid compared to the vast majority of people out there. Overall, I have lost almost 10% of my TOTAL worth since early this year when the shit started to hit the fan. But through some constant vigil, financial tapdancing and doing a lot of things FOR MYSELF instead of relying on advisers or accountants or Brokers, I have kept my damage to what I believe a remarkably LOW level.

But it still gives me pause and arouses a bit of concern, especially since the powers that be seem INCAPABLE of fixing the problems and doing what needs to be done. So this thread in part addresses my reflective mood the last few days.

2) I was hoping to start an XPT BABY picture thread / "when I was a young adult" thread....I thought we might get at least a few hit pictures of Gigi as a teen in her first Bikini, or Maybe Holly's Sweet Sixteen Orgy pix, or Baby G's "I lost my virginity in THIS outfit when i was 16" pic. If nothing else it is funny AND interesting to see ourselves 20+ years ago...and as I said before XPT is my personal Blog/Singles Site/Whore Site/Porn Site/Social Commentary Site/Sports Site, etc etc etc.....ALL ROLLED INTO ONE....

3) This thread is a veiled passive agressive PROTEST to the gawd awful quality of POSTs in general around here and the likes of certain posters who shall be NAMELESS (not to mention POINT-less). I wanted to see who or what would have the gaul to actually BITCH about me making this kind of thread/post in lieu of all the COMPLETE BULLSHIT that has covered the floor of this forum lately. A picture of a 15-month old Burglar home from the hospital reading "the three little pigs" RULES over anything certain other posters plop on our computer screens.
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#366961 - 10/12/08 02:20 PM Re: Progress?
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Here ya go, turdlar.



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#366962 - 10/12/08 04:14 PM Re: Progress?
Da Burglar Offline
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Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Who's that? Hansel, looking for Gretel? Any moment, the big bad wolf is going to come BOUNDING out of them there woods ... and devour the little man.
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#366963 - 10/12/08 04:25 PM Re: Progress?
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Whoever it is, the kid is cute, can't deny that.

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#366964 - 10/12/08 07:26 PM Re: Progress?
Bornyo Offline
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Whoever it is, the kid is cute, can't deny that.




I am Hansel.

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#366965 - 10/13/08 05:48 PM Re: Progress?
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i'll bite; i have no shame.





^^my very homosexual skating coach. i used to spend the night at his house, and me, him and his boyfriend would have pillow fights and paint each others' nails.


^^my thirteenth birthday.


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#366966 - 10/13/08 06:49 PM Re: Progress?
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I saved the photos.

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#366967 - 10/13/08 08:47 PM Re: Progress?
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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i'll bite; i have no shame.





^^my very homosexual skating coach. i used to spend the night at his house, and me, him and his boyfriend would have pillow fights and paint each others' nails.


^^my thirteenth birthday.




Always so adorable
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#366968 - 10/13/08 10:46 PM Re: Progress?
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GiGi always a doll, as a child and as an adult whore.

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#366969 - 10/14/08 02:45 AM Re: Progress?
Da Burglar Offline
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Gigi is like, ALL LEGS. How much did you masturbate when you were 13-14 yrs old? I did it like 5-6 times a day. Nothing would come out by the 4th or 5th time.
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