My nose is just a teeny bit too big for my tastes, and my tits are just a teeny bit too small, but that's the way I was made and that's the way I'm gonna fucking stay.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
Once I was high on coke and it was dark I thought I knew for sure I'd make it in the restroom but instead I walked right into the wall. Later the same day I opened my mom's car door and hit myself right in the face. Not sure but I guess maybe I broke it. I couldn't trade it if I tried. 
on nosejobs.
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