I buy porn in Ohio. They have busted a lot of gays here for public sex, to the point that I wouldn't go to a park alone without my dog.

All porn should be illegal except for Gag Factor and other oral titles, Overstuffed, and Fuck Machines. That other stuff is gross and doesn't turn me on. The women must be high or forced to do it, because I don't get a turn on from it.

We need laws to keep women from pissing on each other, or mayhem will ensue.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy