I noticed there is a rather gay Contest on ADT where you can win one of five autographed copies of some shitty gangbang video she made. They are the only five units that will move, but I digress.

The gayest part of the contest is that one "grand" prize winner will get some used dildo of hers. All you have to do is answer: "What would you do for a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel?" Teh whore sez, "I want to emphasize that I am looking for a humorous answer. Something like, 'I would climb Mount Everest and slay a dragon and eat a live bear'.... Please be creative!"

I want XPT to answer this question, but I don't give a shit about her brand of creativity...I want some XPT-style creativity. I don't have any of her crappy alt.porn to give you, but I will compile all the answers and e-mail them to her MySpace account the same day the ADT contest ends (Oct. 31).

Let your inner degenerate flow...