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#366475 - 10/10/08 02:22 AM Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Da Burglar Offline
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I am dedicating this THREAD, which happens to be my 5001st Post here on XPT, to the central Whore here on XPT, Miss Gia Jordan. (Aka Baby G, Gian Jergens, Gia Jerkins, etc.)

For untold and ridiculous reasons, we have NEVER formally interviewed Gia in the true XPT fashion (Monstar's interview many MOONs ago doesnt count, he wears eyeliner and his ancestors watered their crops by dancing like epileptics instead of building irrigation ditches and diverting rivers and streams) ....since Gia is a bonerfide attention whore (among other things) we DO know a lot about her through her own postings and unsolicited sharing of shit about her life and person, but it is time we penetrated Baby G and filled in the HOLES of our knowledge about her. Anyone may post Questions directed to Gia in this thread and she must answer them in due course. Here is my splooge blast to start:


1) Gia, what is your favorite Position to fuck? Try and tell us Just what exactly turns you on about this position, what you like about it, whether it makes you cum easily, etc. When was the last time you fucked in this position.

2) Gia, is there a SNOWBALLS chance in hell that you will ever, EVER film another Pornographic scene again? What, if any, scenario or circustances would it take for you to do so (i.e. HOW much $$$)?

3) Baby G, I have made several references to your unbelievably sick, filthy, nasty - yet HOTT as hell scene in Down the Hatch 13, where your mouth turns into a complete and total Sperm Swamp. What was going through your mind then....take us back into your psyche as the Now-Dead-as-a-Fucking-Door-nail Director, Chico "9 volt" Wang directs the pulsing penises one by one to ejaculate into your mouth. it is really a sight to see, and many of us cant help but wonder just what the hell you were thinking while this happened, and whether or not you TRULY understood the awesomeness of the spectacle you were creating.

4) Let's forget about your own Cum gobbling for now and focus on your NEW efforts in porn as a photographer/photojournalist. You no doubt get to see and watch unlimited acts of debauchery, BOTH live and in person, as well as on DVD/Film. Would you say you are ADDICTED TO WATCHING PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND ACT IN A TOTALLY DEBAUCHED, ANIMALISTIC MANNER? Or have you found yourself no longer drawn to or pleased by watching porn and people Fuck/Suck and swallow? How do you keep your perspective fresh and invigorated so you can take your camera out into Porn valley and its many stupid parties and click away and provide us with pretty decent shots of the dregs of humanity that comprise the Porn Industry??

5a) Gia, you are a superior breed of whore, we all know that, so do you. Why cant you run and maintain a kick ass stable of whores and establish your superior brand of whoredom so that disciminating perverts (like myself) can have a ready supply of Awesome, intelligent, responsible, Raunchy, Filthy, stimulating whores to empty our balls into on a regular basis? Whats the holdup/obstacle? You USED to have both an agency and a whore stable. Tell us what happened and why you no longer do this.

5b) Gia, its a well known yet seldom stated fact...MOST, if not ALL the male posters to this website have jerked off and shot semen all over the fucking place because of you. How does that make you feel, Descibe the feeling this inspires in you?

6) Final question for now......you have stated many times that you are NOT that into women as sex partners. BUT....if you had a penis and balls full of cum, who are the TOP 5 whores (porn or otherwise) you would most want to pork in the Vagina and ass, and have gobble your cum? Is Holly Randall one of them? What about your friend (and my epitome of female eroticism, power and whorish delight) Chilled Stoli? Super Milf Meth whore Gigi? Ava and/or Mia Rose? Beyonce or Britney? who....?


Thank you for Playing Baby G.....
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#366476 - 10/10/08 06:20 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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When I read this thread, well skimmed it, and went looking for that pic of Gia's ass ( you know the one), but couldn't find it. Please would someone post it here, thanks.


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#366477 - 10/10/08 08:41 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056


with a little bonus:)
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#366478 - 10/10/08 09:22 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
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2) Gia, is there a SNOWBALLS chance in hell that you will ever, EVER film another Pornographic scene again? What, if any, scenario or circustances would it take for you to do so (i.e. HOW much $$$)?





Is this your subtle way of asking Gia to snowball you for cash?

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#366479 - 10/10/08 01:04 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
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Gia has done over 130 films and this seems like the only picture people want to post.
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#366480 - 10/10/08 01:28 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
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MMMM!








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#366481 - 10/10/08 05:19 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
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with a little bonus:)




What's the bonus picture of? Is that you Dak'kon?

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#366482 - 10/10/08 05:51 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
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That's Holly Randall. She's an erotic photographer, an XPTer herself, and Luke Ford's ex-girlfriend. lol


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#366483 - 10/10/08 06:00 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
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#366484 - 10/10/08 06:46 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Quote:






Gia has done over 130 films and this seems like the only picture people want to post.


Cause it is extremely sexy and one of the best and there is no male cock in it, just beautiful Gia all alone.

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#366485 - 10/10/08 06:50 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
ben Offline
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That's Holly Randall. She's an erotic photographer, an XPTer herself, and Luke Ford's ex-girlfriend. lol






Is that a bowl of beans Holly is holding? If so are they magic beans?

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#366486 - 10/10/08 06:53 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

Quote:

That's Holly Randall. She's an erotic photographer, an XPTer herself, and Luke Ford's ex-girlfriend. lol






Is that a bowl of beans Holly is holding? If so are they magic beans?


She grew them herself, she's not only beautiful, she's a fantastic gardner.

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#366487 - 10/10/08 06:53 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Darrah Offline
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Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

Is that a bowl of beans Holly is holding? If so are they magic beans?



You asked the question and I thought you didn't know. You don't have to be a smart ass about it.


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#366488 - 10/10/08 07:02 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Shut up, shitbag Daraj.

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#366489 - 10/10/08 08:56 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
aww babe. can't wait for the answers
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#366490 - 10/10/08 09:32 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I am dedicating this THREAD, which happens to be my 5001st Post here on XPT, to the central Whore here on XPT, Miss Gia Jordan. (Aka Baby G, Gian Jergens, Gia Jerkins, etc.)

For untold and ridiculous reasons, we have NEVER formally interviewed Gia in the true XPT fashion (Monstar's interview many MOONs ago doesnt count, he wears eyeliner and his ancestors watered their crops by dancing like epileptics instead of building irrigation ditches and diverting rivers and streams) ....since Gia is a bonerfide attention whore (among other things) we DO know a lot about her through her own postings and unsolicited sharing of shit about her life and person, but it is time we penetrated Baby G and filled in the HOLES of our knowledge about her. Anyone may post Questions directed to Gia in this thread and she must answer them in due course. Here is my splooge blast to start:


1) Gia, what is your favorite Position to fuck? Try and tell us Just what exactly turns you on about this position, what you like about it, whether it makes you cum easily, etc. When was the last time you fucked in this position. The last time was six months ago.

Missionary. Truly. There is nothing more intense than being fucked and kissed at the same time as his body weight holds me down.

2) Gia, is there a SNOWBALLS chance in hell that you will ever, EVER film another Pornographic scene again? What, if any, scenario or circustances would it take for you to do so (i.e. HOW much $$$)?

I have gone too long from performing for it to make sense anymore. Very few girls are Jenna Haze where they can have a long career with a demand that exceeds their desire to shoot. If I came back, it would look like a last ditch effort for a new camera. HOWEVER, in my perfect dream world, I would do a dp with Alex Gonz and Justice Young. I heard Mark Ashley cut his perfect dirty blonde hair, so he's out. Ideally, the scene would be shot by Robbie D, Jules Jordan, Marc Dorcel, or Raul Cristian. No script. Just sex.

3) Baby G, I have made several references to your unbelievably sick, filthy, nasty - yet HOTT as hell scene in Down the Hatch 13, where your mouth turns into a complete and total Sperm Swamp. What was going through your mind then....take us back into your psyche as the Now-Dead-as-a-Fucking-Door-nail Director, Chico "9 volt" Wang directs the pulsing penises one by one to ejaculate into your mouth. it is really a sight to see, and many of us cant help but wonder just what the hell you were thinking while this happened, and whether or not you TRULY understood the awesomeness of the spectacle you were creating.

I did it as a dare for myself. Originally, the scene called for a dp with Scott Nails and Tony T followed by 6 or 7 random guys popping in my mouth, but Scott Nails got sick. Everything was explained in detail by my agent just as I explained it to Chico Wang when I requested the scene. The only curve ball was the Minion. I had no idea Chico would try to throw him in the scene. Here I am trying to do a good job swallowing these random guys and the Minion keeps trying to get in line. My attention was divided between the cocks and the fear of the Minion sneaking his way in. I loved that scene. I even loved Chico calling my agent to tell him that I was the worst performer in his entire history of shooting.

4) Let's forget about your own Cum gobbling for now and focus on your NEW efforts in porn as a photographer/photojournalist. You no doubt get to see and watch unlimited acts of debauchery, BOTH live and in person, as well as on DVD/Film. Would you say you are ADDICTED TO WATCHING PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND ACT IN A TOTALLY DEBAUCHED, ANIMALISTIC MANNER? Or have you found yourself no longer drawn to or pleased by watching porn and people Fuck/Suck and swallow? How do you keep your perspective fresh and invigorated so you can take your camera out into Porn valley and its many stupid parties and click away and provide us with pretty decent shots of the dregs of humanity that comprise the Porn Industry??

I am addicted to watching people. Period. I am very fortunate to be a part of this industry at this time and tell its story. Sometimes, it's pretty. Sometimes, it's strange.

5a) Gia, you are a superior breed of whore, we all know that, so do you. Why cant you run and maintain a kick ass stable of whores and establish your superior brand of whoredom so that disciminating perverts (like myself) can have a ready supply of Awesome, intelligent, responsible, Raunchy, Filthy, stimulating whores to empty our balls into on a regular basis? Whats the holdup/obstacle? You USED to have both an agency and a whore stable. Tell us what happened and why you no longer do this.

I met my financial goals and quit. I was doing all the driving myself and sometimes had the girls living with me to keep overhead to a minimum. I wanted it to be bigger before I had assistants. No matter how great things were, I knew I only had 5 girls, but looming over my head was the constant reminder that anyone can quit for any reason. At least I got off on dressing them and re-inventing the way they carried themselves.

5b) Gia, its a well known yet seldom stated fact...MOST, if not ALL the male posters to this website have jerked off and shot semen all over the fucking place because of you. How does that make you feel, Descibe the feeling this inspires in you?

All I can say is thank you for loving me.

6) Final question for now......you have stated many times that you are NOT that into women as sex partners. BUT....if you had a penis and balls full of cum, who are the TOP 5 whores (porn or otherwise) you would most want to pork in the Vagina and ass, and have gobble your cum? Is Holly Randall one of them? What about your friend (and my epitome of female eroticism, power and whorish delight) Chilled Stoli? Super Milf Meth whore Gigi? Ava and/or Mia Rose? Beyonce or Britney? who....?

Leigh Lezark, Gemma Ward, and that plastic fuck doll femme bot Shauna Sands

Thank you for Playing Baby G.....



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#366491 - 10/11/08 02:56 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage

1) Gia, what is your favorite Position to fuck? Try and tell us Just what exactly turns you on about this position, what you like about it, whether it makes you cum easily, etc. When was the last time you fucked in this position.

Missionary. Truly. There is nothing more intense than being fucked and kissed at the same time as his body weight holds me down.

I wish there was more missionary position ( and kissing ) in porn! I don't like weird positions where the sex looks awkward


2) Gia, is there a SNOWBALLS chance in hell that you will ever, EVER film another Pornographic scene again? What, if any, scenario or circustances would it take for you to do so (i.e. HOW much $$$)?

I have gone too long from performing for it to make sense anymore. Very few girls are Jenna Haze where they can have a long career with a demand that exceeds their desire to shoot. If I came back, it would look like a last ditch effort for a new camera. HOWEVER, in my perfect dream world, I would do a dp with Alex Gonz and Justice Young. I heard Mark Ashley cut his perfect dirty blonde hair, so he's out. Ideally, the scene would be shot by Robbie D, Jules Jordan, Marc Dorcel, or Raul Cristian. No script. Just sex.

I'd love if you could come back, even just occasionally for fans.


3) Baby G, I have made several references to your unbelievably sick, filthy, nasty - yet HOTT as hell scene in Down the Hatch 13, where your mouth turns into a complete and total Sperm Swamp. What was going through your mind then....take us back into your psyche as the Now-Dead-as-a-Fucking-Door-nail Director, Chico "9 volt" Wang directs the pulsing penises one by one to ejaculate into your mouth. it is really a sight to see, and many of us cant help but wonder just what the hell you were thinking while this happened, and whether or not you TRULY understood the awesomeness of the spectacle you were creating.

I did it as a dare for myself. Originally, the scene called for a dp with Scott Nails and Tony T followed by 6 or 7 random guys popping in my mouth, but Scott Nails got sick. Everything was explained in detail by my agent just as I explained it to Chico Wang when I requested the scene. The only curve ball was the Minion. I had no idea Chico would try to throw him in the scene. Here I am trying to do a good job swallowing these random guys and the Minion keeps trying to get in line. My attention was divided between the cocks and the fear of the Minion sneaking his way in. I loved that scene. I even loved Chico calling my agent to tell him that I was the worst performer in his entire history of shooting.

I wish the DP scene had have been in there as well. I haven't seen any porn with the Minion but I don't really want to watch a sex scene for the comedy aspect



5b) Gia, its a well known yet seldom stated fact...MOST, if not ALL the male posters to this website have jerked off and shot semen all over the fucking place because of you. How does that make you feel, Descibe the feeling this inspires in you?

All I can say is thank you for loving me.

I think its really cool when girls take this as a compliment!

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#366492 - 10/11/08 05:55 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

She grew them herself, she's not only beautiful, she's a fantastic gardner.




I've heard that myself

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#366493 - 10/12/08 04:03 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Quote:

She grew them herself, she's not only beautiful, she's a fantastic gardner.




I've heard that myself




When you grow fruit and vegetables yourself you realise just how long and how much effort it takes

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#366494 - 10/12/08 12:50 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I already told Giajor I luv her clean carpet.

Anyone notice her flat (I mean smooth smooth flat) tummy? Ridiculous.




Makes you want to eat off of it....or beat off on it. It is almost a perfect tummy, undefiled by tats, stretchies or piercings. Reawakens my fetish for chicks with eating issues....
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#366495 - 10/12/08 01:19 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
She looks fab there, her hair is beautiful, I love how long its getting, so healthy looking. She truly is a beautiful woman, smart and creative.

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#366496 - 10/13/08 05:45 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
More missionary in porn! And more porn scenes where a woman knows the woman got off. Plzzzz.

And G, lovely pic. Nice carpet.
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#366497 - 10/13/08 06:24 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Love the new avatar chilledstoli

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#366498 - 10/13/08 06:39 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
chilledstoli Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Thanks, Bornyo. ps-Always loved that pic of Cash. I got to see him with June at Grand Ole Opry when I was a kid. My parents rule.
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#366499 - 11/19/08 11:11 PM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days




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#366500 - 11/20/08 10:46 AM Re: Burg's 5001st post Re: Miss Gia Jordan
Sonny Chiba Offline
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Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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6) Final question for now......you have stated many times that you are NOT that into women as sex partners. BUT....if you had a penis and balls full of cum, who are the TOP 5 whores (porn or otherwise) you would most want to pork in the Vagina and ass, and have gobble your cum?


Gia: that plastic fuck doll femme bot Shauna Sands



THERE'S a girl girl scene I'd like to see. Although I think half of it would be Gia dragging Shauna around for a makeover before putting the strap-on to her ass.





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