"The occasional CUM Omelette"


I picture God up in his workshop....he is this kindly Grey haired old-yet-sharp and energetic man. He is creating the first Human couple, as well as trying to figure out the best way for his creation to procreate. He devises The Male to have Sperm suspended in SEMEN to swim up the birth canal of the woman. The "Miracle" of conception takes place when the sperm meet the egg inside the woman. Another human Life is born, the angels sing, the parents are happy and there is MUCH bliss all around.

But now.....NOW, God (and the rest of us) must endure the sight of his intricate and miraculous creation being Fried in a No-stick pan and then EATEN by some drugged out whore with self esteem issues and an overweening desire to buy expensive, superfluous shit like 26 pairs of Shoes and Gucci bags.

Where the fuck did it all go wrong?

"Thou has COOKED God's handiwork, he HAS to pissed about that, just HAS to be. I weep for Thy future." (Burglaronomy, Chapter 11, Verse 69)



Edited to add: Fuck, I wasnt paying attention, this was my 5000th Post. It would have been nice if I could have had it relate to something besides a Cum Omelette. I better make post 5001 mean or say something worthwhile.