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i thought you was rich bitch? 483 k to a rich man is pennies. you think 50 cent worry about 483 k.... fuck that nigga wearing 483 k around his neck son.



Here we go....object lesson #1 in wealth accumulation and retention.


First off My Nigga.....in the span of a week, losing almost half a mil in net worth WILL capture the attention of even the richest SLOBS....a WEEK bro, a fucking WEEK. This after scrambling and planning and number crunching and spending hours each day for the last 2 months analyzing various banks and institutions, as well as a myriad of other investment vehicles and strategies...basically this economy is the ultimate Nightmare scenario.

I am still in much better shape than the VAST majority of people, if for no other reason I am totally DEBT free and OWN the places I crash, cook, sleep and fuck at/in/on....I still live pretty simply and other than Hookers and strippers and nurses (oh my!), I dont blow lots of money.

It is just that, things have reached a crisis level and look to actually get worse in the coming months...so thats my predicament. I cant keep blowing 8, 10K a month on my favorite whores while telling my little ones they can only have SOME of the things on their X-mas Lists to Santa. Paying for their private school (ungodly Catholic Schools, besieged by pedophile lawsuits, have JACKED the fucking tuitons up like you wouldnt believe, and Uncle Burglar's EDUCATION-FIRST fiscal policy is feeling the pinch) has to remain inviolable. And more importantly, I want to have a nice BLOB of cash reserves to take advantage of things RIGHT away when they bottom out and start to improve...4 years from now when things are humming along again, I plan to be far wealthier than I am now. Because now, at my age, with my experience and contacts and what not, I CAN do so, I CAN take advantage of the inevitable rebound(s) to eventually get back to where I am ordering take out pussy ONCE a week....

Fuck Hugh Hefner, and his blonde bimbos of boredom (GOD they are so boring!) I want 2 or 3 NASTY Intelligent RAUNCHY verbally-engaging SLUTS to have around to make my final years the absolute BEST, the most stimulatingly FUCKED UP of my life.

Gigi - Stoli - Gia J would be my First choice as Burgs Sluts Next Door.


Bottom Line Guapo, I guarantee you 50 Cent is up shits creek right now financially, assuming he has an Accountant/Adviser who hasnt lost 60% of his underlying value in the last 4 months and paid himself a bonus for LOSING all that "Chedda".....
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