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She has nice big tits, but seeing her in person, she is also a pretty enormous woman. When she stands upright, there is cottage cheese my friend. I guess she has a fat house wife look goin. You could call her a butterface, but her body really isn't that great. And she doesn't do anal, which makes her scenes boring, especially when she is in anal movies, and she doesn't partake in the sodomy.

I've tried to watch her scenes but I end up saying "why am I jerking to an ugly fat chick?" And that picture of her eating sausage is probably one of the most repugnant images I've seen in a long time. A fat ass like that should definitely be a vegetarian. If that is her redneck eating habits, it's make sense she doesn't do anal cuz her shit is foul from eating such garbage. I almost messed with a thick chick like that until she told me her favorite food was bacon. I never talked to her again after that.




Good post, funny as hell and spot on.

Gianna is a Heavy Honey, no doubt about it. And yeah I've seen her Cottage cheese as well as the stretchies on the underside of her huge boobs (thats to be expected, cant fight gravity).

But I like her nonetheless....there is a part of me that will abide a fat girl, i f she has other redeeming qualities. Gianna is crazy, i mean fucking loony in the best sexual-nympho sense. I love her non-sensical frantic Dirty talk. She seems possessed by a very Horny demon, whereas Kelly wells is possessed by Satan himself and acts batshit crazy.

Gianna enthusiastically gobbles cum (Check out her Sperm Recpetacles scene, rivals Gia's best in some ways.) Seems to love sucking dick and getting fucked too so that goes a long way as well to making up for the Cottage cheese and girth. Fat chicks are KNOWN to be awesome Blow job-ers for obvious reasons.

But you are 100% right about the Anal stuff....if that is her typical diet (dead greasy pork by products) then her shit hole has to be as rancid as one of Eichmann's Kosher Cattle Cars leaving Budapest in the end of 1944 just ahead of the Russians.

I would like to empty my balls down her throat though, respectfully of course. "OHHHHHHHHHHH.....WHAT WILL I DO WHEN THE FAT GIRL SAYS WOULD YOU LIKE to MARRY ME? WOULD YOU TO BUY THE RING??? da da da"
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