Moxx, you know me well enough by now to realize i dont take anything too seriously, especially myself. And you also realize no doubt that I am probably the only jaded, intellectual, pervert who looks upon YOUR porn imagery and is required to lock his wheels before he jerks off, lest the momentum of my jerking in my wheelchair cause my chair to move all over the place and crash into shit. So humor me for a minute.....

Question #1: What is this substance being poured into your pooper? Is it some kind of alcoholic beverage? And would it make you intoxicated enough so that your everyday inhibitions and aversion to my crippledness would be lowered sufficiently to the point where you might actually think I am cute enough to FUCK?



Question #2: While I have always known and realized that you are a quintessential Uber Whore, almost THE perfect whore, I have attempted nonetheless to only think of you as my really cool friend who just happens to be a really awesome.....uh, um .... fuckin' Uber Whore. After seeing this NEXT picture, however, I need to ask if I can add "Sperm Receptacle" to the mental file I have in my brain titled "What Moxxie Maddron Means to me, Da Burglar..." ??? Hmmm, huh can I can I????

Oh fuck that is so sick, so twisted.....I love it....