There are no safe havens anymore for anyone's money.... except in my almost-finished Burg Bunker. I just installed twin .50 caliber enema-givers to guard the Northern slope of my property, as well as a Popcorn machine and another plasma TV. Room is still available for any interested sluts/whores who want to ride out the coming anarchy as one of my storm troopettes. Just open up and say "ahhhh...."


I just spent a week moving the chunk I thought was safe in a Belgium bank across the border into France, into the rival of the fuckers who BOUGHT the Belgian Bank I had put my shit in just a few weeks ago. Holy holy shit this is bad, I picked the wrong year to stop shooting smack....