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Burg wrote:

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My moms became suspicous and made me keep the door open to the bedroom, I think she thought I was getting blow jobs and then she (my friend) was barfing up the splooge or something sick like that.



Burg, was your mother some kind of seer or clairvoyante?



Just overprotective...you know how Gigi is with Peanuts and her littlest? Well My mum was the same with me and pussy, i have written it before:


"Mother told me, Yes she told me
I'd meet girls like you;
She also told me
'Stay away you never know what you'll catch'..."
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Are you gonna eat that?