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I spent the night studying for an exam. I weighed less than 100 lbs and felt too fat for any dress out there anyway.



Thats hot too....

I had a high school chick friend who was a barfer....she used to come over at night and basically hang out in my room, she felt safe with me. She even let me watch her eat Devil Dogs and Ho-ho's and then purge in my toilet. Only problem was, My little borhter would always yell out "Ewww, did someone Puke in here?" My moms became suspicous and made me keep the door open to the bedroom, I think she thought I was getting blow jobs and then she (my friend) was barfing up the splooge or something sick like that.

Onetime she ate a whole half of a LARGE carrot cake my Mom made, then barfed it up while I watched. When we flushed we didnt watch it clear out totally and we left and went to a movie.

I came home that night and My mother was waiting for me and demanded to know (1) what the fuck happend to the carrot cake, "Your Father was upset, he wanted dessert and there was only Jello"....and (2) why was the toilet water Orange, "Did you throw the carrot cake Out?"

Stupid parents, it should have been obvious we didnt throw it OUT, but UP instead.

My friend died in 1989 ...popped a blood vessel while trying to barf up a Prime Rib Dinner at her Step sisters wedding....festive huh?
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